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Top 30 Mark Twain Quotes with Images

Samuel Langhorne Clemens , commonly known as Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He was born on November 30, 1835 and died on April 21, 1910.

Following are the best Inspiring Mark Twain quotes and Funny Mark Twain quotes with images.

Mark Twain Quotes

Honesty, Truth and Lies Quotes

“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” » Mark Twain

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” » Mark Twain

Honesty, Truth and Lies Quotes

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” » Mark Twain

It'S Easier To Fool People Than To Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled. » Mark Twain Quotes

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” » Mark Twain

Quotes about Friendship

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” » Mark Twain

“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” » Mark Twain

Friendship Quotes

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” » Mark Twain

“Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.” » Mark Twain

Twenty Years From Now Explore! Dream! Discover! » Mark Twain

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” » Mark Twain

The Fear Of Death Follows From The Fear Of Life. A Man Who Lives Fully Is Prepared To Die At Any Time. » Mark Twain Quotes

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” » Mark Twain

If You Pick Up A Starving Dog And Make Him Prosperous He Will Not Bite You. This Is The Principal Difference Between A Dog And Man. » Mark Twain

“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.” » Mark Twain

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” » Mark Twain

It Was Wonderful To Find America, But It Would Have Been More Wonderful To Miss It. » Mark Twain

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” » Mark Twain

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” » Mark Twain

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“Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” » Mark Twain

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.” » Mark Twain

Indian-Patriotic Quotes-Republic-Day-Quotes-Independence-Day-quotes-and-wishes- So Far As I Am Able To Judge, Nothing Has Been Left Undone, Either By Man Or Nature, To Make India The Most Extraordinary Country That The Sun Visits On His Rounds. Nothing Seems To Have Been Forgotten, Nothing Overlooked. » Mark Twain

“An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.” » Mark Twain

I Have Never Let My Schooling Interfere With My Education. » Mark Twain Quotes

“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” » Mark Twain

Indian-Patriotic Quotes-Republic-Day-Quotes-Independence-Day-quotes-and-wishes- India Has Two Million Gods, And Worships Them All. In Religion All Other Countries Are Paupers; India Is The Only Millionaire. » Mark Twain

“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.” » Mark Twain

“There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.” » Mark Twain

When One Has Tasted Watermelon He Knows What The Angels Eat. » Mark Twain

“Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.” » Mark Twain

“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” » Mark Twain

There Is No Distinctly Native American Criminal Class Except Congress. » Mark Twain Quotes

“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” » Mark Twain

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” » Mark Twain

A Banker Is A Fellow Who Lends You His Umbrella When The Sun Is Shining, But Wants It Back The Minute It Begins To Rain. » Mark Twain Quotes

“There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.” » Mark Twain

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” » Mark Twain

It Is Better To Keep Your Mouth Closed And Let People Think You Are A Fool Than To Open It And Remove All Doubt. » Mark Twain Quotes

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” » Mark Twain

Fleas Can Be Taught Nearly Anything That A Congressman Can. » Mark Twain Quotes

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” » Mark Twain

It'S Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It'S The Size Of The Fight In The Dog. » Mark Twain Quotes

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.” » Mark Twain

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.” » Mark Twain

God Created War So That Americans Would Learn Geography. » Mark Twain Quotes

“Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” » Mark Twain