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50 Television Quotes – Funny Television Quotes

World Television Day is celebrated on 21 November in United States. On 21 November, 1996 first World Television Forum was held.

Following are the best television quotes and funny television quotes with images.

Television Quotes and Funny Television Quotes

“Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?” » Al Boliska

“One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.” » Kurt Vonnegut

Today, Watching Television Often Means Fighting, Violence And Foul Language - And That'S Just Deciding Who Gets To Hold The Remote Control. » Donna Gephart

“Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.” TV Facts

“I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They got one marked “brightness” but it don’t work, does it?” » Leo Anthony Gallagher

“My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.” » Peter De Vries

“So long as there’s a jingle in your head, television isn’t free.” » Jason Love

“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.” » Ann Landers

Television Has Proved That People Will Look At Anything Rather Than Each Other. » Ann Landers

“Television keeps the masses occupied. What if everyone decided they wanted to make something of their lives? Television keeps the competition down and keeps more criminals off the street. What if everyone decided to go to law school or medical school? It would sure make it tough on the rest of us.” » Jim Urbanovich

“I believe television is going to be the test of the modern world, and that in this new opportunity to see beyond the range of our vision, we shall discover a new and unbearable disturbance of the modern peace, or a saving radiance in the sky. We shall stand or fall by television – of that I am quite sure.” » E.B. White

“I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts.” » Orson Welles

“Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.” » Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

I Find Television To Be Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book. » Groucho Marx

“Local TV news finds the stupidest person they can, and if that person understands the story, they don’t use it.” » Dave Barry

“Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.” » Fred Allen

“All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching?” » Nicholas Johnson

“Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.” » Fran Lebowitz

“They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk.” » Gene Roddenberry

Time Has Convinced Me Of One Thing. Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At. » Noel Coward

“The marvels – of film, radio, and television – are marvels of one- way communication, which is not communication at all.” » Milton Mayer

“I may have made a lot of bad decisions in life, but at least I don’t watch daytime television.” » Andy Borowitz

“TV. If kids are entertained by two letters, imagine the fun they’ll have with twenty- six. Open your child’s imagination. Open a book.”

“The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television.” » Andrew Ross

“I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book.” » Groucho Marx

Sex On Television Can'T Hurt You Unless You Fall Off.

“If you miss the news for a day, you miss everything. If you miss the news for a year, you don’t miss anything.” » Jay Leno

“I have come to the feeling about television the way I do about hamburgers: I eat a lot of hamburgers and I don’t remember a single one of them.” » John Barrow

“Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.” » Rita Mae Brown

“The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a billion people to stone every night, staring fixedly, that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.” » Ray Bradbury

They Say That Ninety Percent Of TV Is Junk. But, Ninety Percent Of Everything Is Junk. » Gene Roddenberry

“Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.”

“Television is simply automated day-dreaming.” » Lee Lovinger

Eye Quotes – Blindness Quotes

“Fox News gives you both sides of every story: The President’s side, and the Vice-President’s side.” » Stephen Colbert

“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.” » Johnny Carson

“I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book.” » Groucho Marx

My Father Hated Radio And Could Not Wait For Television To Be Invented So He Could Hate That Too. » Peter De Vries

“We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don’t make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.” » George Bush

“Television: A medium – so called because it is neither rare nor well done.” » Ernie Kovacs

“Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.” » Art Buchwald

“Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people who can’t do anything.” » Fred Allen

“Let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.” » Homer Simpson

Do You Realize If It Weren'T For Edison We'D Be Watching TV By Candlelight » Al Boliska

“When I got my first television set I stopped caring so much about close relationships.” » Andy Warhol

“It’s the menace that everyone loves to hate but can’t seem to live without.” » Paddy Chayevsky

“Television will never be a serious competitor for radio because people must sit and keep their eyes glued on a screen; the average American family hasn’t time for it.”

“I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV.” » Jason Love

“If you have to get your news from TV, get it from the Comedy Channel. It’s just as accurate, with the added benefit of making you forget your Prozac for a few minutes.” » Greg Tamblyn

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn'T Have In Your Home. » David Frost

“If you came and you found a strange man… teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you’d kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don’t think twice about it.” » Jerome Singer

“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.” » Fred Allen

“Imagine what it would be like if TV were actually good. It would be the end of everything we know.” » Marvin Minsky

“The triumph of machine over people.” » Fred Allen

“Cable TV is now evenly divided between shows about preparing food and shows about losing weight.” » Andy Borowitz

Let Us All Bask In Television'S Warm Glowing Warming Glow. » Homer Simpson

“I turned up the brightness control on my TV but it didn’t work. The show got even dumber.” » Greg Tamblyn

“98% of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.” » Attributed to Gene Baylos

“Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at.” » Noel Coward

“Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language – and that’s just deciding who gets to hold the remote control.” » Donna Gephart

“Everything is for the eye these days – TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.” » Fred Allen

"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." » Fred Allen

“If the television craze continues with the present level of programs, we are destined to have a nation of morons.” » Daniel Marsh Techradar.com

“Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.”

“Lifetime: Television for Women – because women love to see horrible things happen to other women.”

“Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your home.” » David Frost

I Hate Television. I Hate It As Much As Peanuts. But I Can'T Stop Eating Peanuts. » Orson Welles.

“Television is an anesthetic for the pain of the modern world.” » Astrid Alauda