Pharmacy Quotes and Slogans – Medicine Quotes

National Pharmacist Day is celebrated in many countries on different date s of the year. It is held to promote pharmacy and its importance in the health.

Pharmacy week is celebrated from 1 to 8th of september annually.

Following are the best funny and inspirational pharmacy quotes, pharmacist quotes, Medicine Quotes and slogans with images.

Pharmacy Quotes – Medicine Quotes

“Just remember there is someone out there that is more than happy with doing less MURs than you.”

“I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.” » Alexander The Great

A Creative Man Is Motivated By The Desire To Achieve, Not By The Desire To Amend The CD Register.

“When religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now,when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.”

“The only equipment lack in the modern hospital?  Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake!” » Martin H. Fischer

“I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It’s because of them I’m locuming 70 miles from where I live.”

“A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.”


“Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions, the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.” » Napoleon

“Did you know that Jacques Benveniste, one of the world’s leading homeopathic ‘scientists’, now claims that you can email homeopathic remedies? Yeah, see, what you do is you can take the ‘memory’ of the diluted substance out of the water electromagnetically, put it on your computer, email it, and play it back on a sound card into new water. I mean, that could work, right?” » Nick Hornby

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” » Dick Wilson

“The will to win, desire to succeed, urge to reach your full potential. These are the keys that will get you 400 MURs.”


“If at first you don’t succeed bang in a 100 hour contract.”

“A healthy patient is just a prescription opportunity seen through the wrong end of a telescope.”

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, locum for a bit.”

“It is easy to get a thousand prescriptions but hard to get one single remedy.” » Chinese Proverb


“If you’re not that good, don’t worry; you’re bound to be promoted up the company structure.”

“Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee.” » Robert Burton

“You can’t measure methadone when you’re shaking with fear.”

“Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease.” » Roul Turley


“Success is the ability to go from one deprived run-down pharmacy to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”

“Rule 1 of life. Do what makes YOUR area manager happy.”

“A man is eminent as long as he is orthodox. When he begins to think for himself he becomes a crank.” » Dr. Walter Hadwen

“To live by medicine is to live horribly.” » Carolus Linnaeus


“Multuples rush in where independents fear to tread.”

“‏Forget all the reasons it won’t work & believe the one reason that it will because the doctor has signed it so must be right.”

“Stealing someone else’s staff frequently spares the embarrassment of training your own.”

“A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to amend the CD register.”


“We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.” » George Bernard Shaw

“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.” » Voltaire

“Mistakes are stepping stones to learning and a criminal conviction.”

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“I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.” » James H. Boren


“When working in Bradford, do as the Bradfordians do and nip out for a curry on your lunch.”

“I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I was still signed in as the RP.”

“I confidently affirm that the greater part of those who are supposed to have died of gout, have died of the medicine rather than the disease – a statement in which I am supported by observation.” » Thomas Sydenham

“Opportunity does not knock, it walks straight in with a 20 item script at 5.55pm.”


“The road to hell is paved with bad endorsements.”

“One doctor makes work for another.” » English Proverb

“Without hard work, nothing grows but shrinkage.”

“The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them.” » Ecclesiasticus 38:4


“Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in. Even if it means asking for something to be relabelled 3 times.”

“Modern medicine is a negation of health.  It isn’t organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution.  It makes more people sick than it heals.” » Ivan Illich

“Even if you fall on your face, be sure to miss that lactulose that I just spilled.”

“Quitters never win and winners never quit, no matter how good your prize for best Smoking Cessation Service.”


“The only limit is your own imagination. That and the MUR cap.”

“An ACT a day will keep the MURs rolling.”

“Life is like a CD running balance. You need some negatives in order to appreciate the positives.”

“The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct.” » Samuel J. Meltzer


“Although the Chinese had used opium as a medicine, there was no widespread addiction before the British arrived.” » Robert Trout

“Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s even worse than my brother-in-law.” » Karl Menninger, M.D.

“He’s the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines.” » Benjamin Franklin

“When you say it’s hard, you actually mean you can’t find the calculator and work out 112-56 in your head.”


“The science of psychiatry is now where the science of medicine was before germs were discovered.” » Malcolm Rogers

“Expect problems and eat them for lunch during your 20 minute safety break.”

“Failure is the opportunity to begin again, as an area manager for a different multiple.”

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer – by opening up a 00 hour pharmacy next door to them.”


“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.” » Lord Byron

“Nearly all men die of their medicines, not of their diseases.” » Moliere

“Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say.” » W. H. Auden

“Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents.” » Peter Mere Latham


“When they say 100 hours they actually don’t mean Earth Hours. That would be silly!”

“An EPS nomination a day keeps the Doctor’s pharmacy at bay.”

“If you’re going through hell, you’re in pharmacy.”

“A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.” » Francis O’Walsh


“Today’s medicine is at the end of its road. It can no longer be transformed, modified, readjusted.  That’s been tried too often.  Today’s medicine must DIE in order to be reborn.  We must prepare its complete renovation.” » Maurice Delort

“‏Don’t sweat the small stuff – we’ve got some out of date Anhydrol Forte you can have?”

“A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.” » Paul Dudley White


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