50 Funny & Inspirational Monday Quotes

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Following are the funny and inspiring Monday quotes, status and messages with images.

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“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.”

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“Thank God It’s Monday”

“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”

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“This should be the spirit every Mondays. Know that something good will always happen.”

“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” Monday Morning

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“Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.”

“Candy is natures way of making up for Mondays.”

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“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”

“Freak out cause it’s monday again.”

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“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear, “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

“Today is Monday, and that reasons enough for me to hate it.”

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“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”

“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes.” » Thomas Wayne

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“I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.” » Leggy Saul

“If we all band together and don’t show up for work tomorrow, we could put an end to this ‘wake up on Monday’ nonsense once and for all. Spread the word.

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“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” » Garry Moll

“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”

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“Things I don’t like: 1) Probably you. 2) Cold coffee. 3) Small talk. 4) Mondays. 5) Having the small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.

“Monday, Monday. Can’t trust that day.The Mamas & The Papas”

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“When people go to work, they shouldn’t leave their hearts at home.” » Betty Bender

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“But that is beside the point. Here are some funny monday quotes and sayings to start your week off as good as possible.”

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“Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you’ve imagined.” » Thoreau

“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”

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“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.”

“I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground”

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“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” » David Dweck

“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.” » Dan Salomon

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“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear, ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

“Finally, that rare and elusive Monday we like.”

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“Oh! Yeah, I have to go to work on Mondays and yes everyone hates Mondays. But I look at it a little differently. I don’t have to work, I GET to work. I am blessed to have a job while many don’t have one.” » Dinky Manuel

“To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” » Pearl S. Buck

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“The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning, it is called “Waking Up”

“I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.”

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“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”

“Monday must be a man, it comes too quickly.”

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“Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it would be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.” »  Rolland Mars

“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”

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“Monday isn’t so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.”

“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” »  Arthur Darvill

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“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”

“All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.” »  Venus Rivers

Funny and Inspirational Happy Monday Quotes

“You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday, It’s going to be an interesting day.

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“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” » H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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“Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.”

“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”

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“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?”

“To be successful, the first thing to do is fall in love with your work.”

Funny and Inspirational Happy Monday Quotes

” Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.” » Henry David Thoreau

“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks.” »  Allen Smith

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“The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”

“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” » Jarod Kintz

“Monday is like a kid having s*x for the first time, it came too soon!”

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“I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday”

“Monday is the root of all evil.”

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“Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor, almost.”

“On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?.” »  A.A. Hodge

Funny Monday Quotes and status: Today is Monday, and that's reason enough for me to hate it.

“If you meet people who make you happy during Mondays, then it won’t be as hard.”

HAVE A HAPPY MONDAY