Malaria Quotes – Mosquito Quotes and Slogans

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World Malaria Day [WHO] is celebrated on 25 April.

Malaria and Mosquito Quotes – Including Funny

“People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito”

“I have failed in finding parasites in mosquitoes fed on malaria patients, but perhaps I am not using the proper kind of mosquito.” » Ronald Ross

“Even a mosquito doesn’t get a slap on the back until it starts to work.” » Austin O’Malley

“I’m itching for battle—with a mosquito bite. The only thing in life I’ll scratch at more is the need to be loved. I’m so bloody needy.” » Jarod Kintz

“I don’t believe in the devil until I get a mosquito bite on top of a sunburn…”

“The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey ” » Andy Warhol

“We are now ready to start on our way down the Great Unknown. Our boats…are chafing each other, as they are tossed by the fretful river. We have but a months rations remaining. The flour has been resisted through themosquito-net sieve; the spoiled bacon has been dried…the sugar has all melted and gone on its way down the river. We are three quarters of a mile in the depths of the earth, and the great river shrinks into insignificance, as it dashes its angry waves agains the walls and cliffs, that rise to the world above; they are but puny ripples, and we are but pygmies, running up and down the sands, or lost among the boulders. We have an unknown distance yet to run; an unknown river yet to explore. What falls there are, we know not; what rocks beset the channel, we know not; what walls rise over the river, we know not.”

“Fair insect! that, with threadlike legs spread out, And blood-extracting bill and filmy wing, Dost murmur, as thou slowly sail’st about, In pitiless ears full many a plaintive thing, And tell how little our large veins would bleed, Would we but yield them to thy bitter need.” » William Cullen Bryant

“I’ve been attacked my a mosquito and I need some help.”

“Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”

“A story with a moral appended is like the bite of a mosquito. It bores you, and then injects a stinging drop to irritate your conscience.” » William Sydney Porter

“But a word stung him like a mosquitoFor what they hear, they repeat!” » Dame Edith Louisa

“Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me.” » Robin Wright Penn

“I have the attention span of a mosquito from multitasking and all the things that have affected my poor little brain.”

“I’ve just been bitten on the neck by a vampire… mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?” » Vera Nazarian

“Blood is like water, to a vampire. And coffee is like blood, to a tired mosquito. And my love is like an itch—and a scratch.” » Jarod Kintz

“In my reality all the mosquitoes are vampires and all fireflies are dragons.” » Munia Khan

“I’d eat a mosquito to satisfy my hunger for an itch.” » Jarod Kintz

“Finding true love is like finding the mosquito that bit you.”

“It is astonishing how much worse one mosquito can be than a swarm. A swarm can be prepared against, but one mosquito takes on a personality—a hatefulness, a sinister quality of the struggle to the death.” » F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.” » teardrop

“I just premeditated the murder of this mosquito fucking with me. Thug life.”

“Mosquitoes can ruin the hunt for big game.” » David Allen

“A man thinks he amounts to a great deal but to a flea or a mosquito a human being is merely something good to eat.” » Don Marquis

“The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.” » Benito Mussolini

“The nerve of you niggas man, you aint got enough medals on your jacket to address me boi. Fall back in formation, yall outta line I was told not to kill a mosquitowith a cannon. So the next time you nats got a real problem. Dont be a coward like a nigga that used to be signed to be going on twitter rants and shit. Nigga say it to my face.”

“If you ever feel like you are too small to make a difference, Spend a night with a mosquito.” » African Proverb

“Fighting patents one by one will never eliminate the danger of software patents, any more than swatting mosquitoes will eliminate malaria.” » Richard Stallman

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” » Dalai Lama

“What’s the difference between the IQ of a stupid guy and one of a mosquito? About 5 points. How do you even the score? Kill the mosquito.”



Malaria – Slogans

“Malaria Sucks”

“Bite Back Against Malaria”

“Stop The Malicious Malaria”

“Keep Clean To Clean Malaria .”

“Don’t Give Malaria A Biting Chance”

“Stop The Hysteria, Stop The Malaria!”

“Bug Off Malaria”