Being Single Quotes funny and inspiring

70 Inspiring and Funny Being Single Quotes

Singles’ Day is celebrated on November 11th every year.

Following are the best funny and inspiring quotes about being single quotes with images

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Proud to be Single Quotes

“I’m not Single & Alone…I’m Independent & Available Until I find my Equal !!”

You Can Never Be Happy As Someones Other Half Unless You Can Be Happy As A Whole All On Your Own.

“Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don’t have to worry about being disappointed.”

“Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand”

Totally Single, Totally Free, Totally Happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED

“Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!”

“Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.”

 Ex Quotes – Miss You, Funny, Getting Over

“You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own.”

Stay Single Until Someone Special Actually Compliments You In A Way That It Makes It Better To Not Be Alone. If It Is Not, Then It'S Not Worth It.

“Just because my status says I’m single, does NOT mean I’m looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!”

“Improvisation, freedom and flexibility. These are some of the best things about being single. You don’t have to care about what the other half thinks when you want to do something. Boy, you just do it!”

Sometimes You Have To Stand Alone To Prove To Others And Yourself That You Can Still Stand

“Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.”

“I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don’t have to worry about hiding who I really am ”

“Single and it will take some-one very special to change it ”

Smart, Yes, Sometimes Cute, But Never Sexy. Sexy Is The Thing I Try To Get Them To See Me As After I Win Them Over With My Personality.”

“Single doesn’t always mean “available” and taken doesn’t always mean “in love”.”

“When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I’m in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!”

Being Single Doesn'T Mean Nobody Wanted You. It Means You'Re Only Taking Your Time Deciding How You Want Your Life To Be And Who You Want To Spend It With.

“Single is single and you’re gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you’re gonna change it!”

“Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart”

“Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won’t make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon”

Being Single Doesn'T Mean You'Re Weak. It Means You'Re Strong Enough To Wait For What You Deserve.

“Single means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.”

“The more pricks I date the closer I come to meeting my Mr.right. He is out there some where.they just took a wrong turn. they’ll get here some day. I’ll wait.”

Feels Like Walking Up To Someone And Kissing Them Just For The Hell Of It.

“Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.”

“It’s better to love a boy (a girl) you can’t have than have someone you can’t love.”

“If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.”

I Am Gonna Complain About Guys Til One Steps Up And Thinks They Can Handle Me. Til Then, They'Re All Weak!

“Stay single until someone special actually compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it’s not worth it.”

“I am gonna complain about guys till one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Till then, they’re all weak!”

Dear Heart, Please Fall In Love Only When You'Re Ready, Not When You'Re Lonely.

“Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to my in box”

“I don’t consider myself.. ‘SINGLE & ALONE’ I consider myself ‘ INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE”, so if your “SINGLE” i am “AVAILABLE””

“My entire goal in life is to show others guys who are not single how amazing being single is!”

Flirting Is A Habit For Those Who Are Single; It Is Their Way Of Saying I Am Free. But For Those Who Are Committed, It Is Their Way Of Saying I Am Bored.

“I’m not a single man. I’m in a long term relationship with action, adventure and fun.”

“Don’t be a woman who needs a man… Be the woman a man needs… Because every woman is worth fighting for… But not every man is worth you…”

Being Single Is Smarter Than Being In The Wrong Relationship.

“Flirting is a habit for those who are single; it is their way of saying I am free. But for those who are committed, it is their way of saying I am bored.”

“Facebook should change “single” to “riding solo””

“I’m not single because I don’t pray for love. I’m single because I don’t play around with love.”

Single Does Not Necessarily Mean Loneliness And To Have A Relationship Does Not Always Mean Being Happy.

“It’s not that I can’t stop being single, it’s that I haven’t found anyone that’s been up to the challenge.”

“Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.”

I'M Not Single Because I Don'T Pray For Love. I'M Single Because I Don'T Play Around With Love.

“OK Christmas time is here now where is the hot guy and the mistletoe :D”

“feels like walking up to someone and kissing them just for the hell of it.”

“needs to get away from here for a while. Don’t care where, just need to get away to sort myself, my life, and my head out..”

I'M Not Picky, I Just Have Standards

“Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak. It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.”

“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with<3”

Single And It Will Take Some-One Very Special To Change It

“Changed ,y relationship status from “single” to “staying single”!!”

“I’m not picky, I just have standards”

“I know for damn sure what love is… cause bet your ass the last mother showed me EVERYTHING IT’S NOT! *Ridin Solo*”

I'M Not A Single Man. I'M In A Long Term Relationship With Action, Adventure And Fun.

“Being single doesn’t mean nobody wanted you. It means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.”

“Everyone always says “You need to get a boyfriend! It’s great having a boyfriend!” then I say “Its even better not suffering heart break”. Single ladies rock.”

It Seems Romance Is Dead These Days So Therefore I Am Happy Staying Single Until Someone Proves Me Wrong!!

“I’m single but if you would like to change that like this status.”

“I have an empty hand for someone to hold. I have an empty heart for someone to fill. I have an empty spot for someone to take.” » Devon Foley

“I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves.” » Shirley MacLaine

I'M Single Because I Am Saving Myself For Someone Who Deserves Me.

“I’m single. You’re single. You like me. I like you. Am I missing something?”

“If you are not happy being single, you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it.”

If You Are Not Happy Being Single, You Will Never Be Happy In A Relationship. Get Your Own Life First, Then Share It.

“I’m single because i am saving myself for someone who deserves me.”

“I’m only single because out of all the men out there I just haven’t met one brave enough to take me on or who can handle me, but you are welcome to try.”

“Totally single, totally free, totally happy, TOTALLY SATISFIED..”

I May Be Single And I May Not Have A Million Comments On My Profile And Pictures But At Least I Have Fun And Don'T Have To Worry About Hiding Who I Really Am

“Girl, you can search the whole universe looking for somebody who is more deserving of your love than you are yourself, and you won’t find such person anywhere.”

“Dear heart, please fall in love only when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.”

Being Single Quotes funny and inspiring

“it seems romance is dead these days so therefore I am happy staying single until someone proves me wrong!!”

Funny Single Quotes

“The awkward moment when you’re that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.” Me: “I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.”

“Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” » Michael Douglas

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I’m awkwardly sitting there like… I love my dog.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere.” » Chris Rock

 Apology Quotes – I’m Sorry Quotes

“I like being single, because I’m always there when I need me.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“Hubby and wife die and arrived in heaven. Wife says “Here we are together again. “Hubby says “F… that shit! The deal was till death do us part. ! Bitch I’m single!”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“Dear Santa, please leave a tall, dark, handsome man under my tree this Christmas”

“Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“I’m not single, I’m just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.” » Tim Walters

“Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“I’m not sure if it’s better to be alone but it’s probably safer.” » Eleanor Prescott

“Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“Trust me, this time baby. I’ll be bulletproof!”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non-existent love life.”

“Single and ready to mingle? That’s just another way to say I’m desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.”

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“I’m tired of hearing ‘There are plenty of fish in the sea’! Who wants a fish?? They’re slimy and they smell!!”

“Facebook should change “single” to “riding solo””

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“14 days until Valentines Day, aka 14 days until a night at home alone complaining about stupid couples, because I’m forever alone.”

“I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.” » Garry Shandling

Funny Being Single Quotes Wishes

“I know why I am single woman. My parents-in-law were not able to have children.”

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