Senior Citizen Quotes, Funny Old People Quotes-I Have Reached An Age When, If Someone Tells Me To Wear Socks, I Don’T Have To. » Albert Einstein

Inspirational Funny Senior Citizens Quotes – Old People

International Day of Older Persons and Older People’s Day are celebrated annually on 1 october every year. Senior Citizen Day, Senior citizen’s international day and National Senior Citizens Day are celebrated on Aug 21 every year. Respect for the Aged Day is celebrated on the 3rd Monday of September.

All the above mentioned day are celebrated to support, motivate and  celebrate the wisdom of senior citizen.

Following are the best collection of quotes and slogan for older people, funny sayings about old people, motivational and inspirational quotes about age and elderly and senior citizens quotes.

Inspirational Funny Senior Citizens Quotes – Old People

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” » Woody Allen

“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.”

I Can Think Of No Better Way Of Redeeming This Tragic World Today Than Love And Laughter. Too Many Of The Young Have Forgotten How To Laugh, And Too Many Of The Elders Have Forgotten How To Love. Would Not Our Lives Be Lightened If Only We Could All Learn To Laugh More Easily At Ourselves And To Love One Another. » Theodore Hesburgh

“None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm” » Henry David Thoreau

“The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools!”

“Age is…wisdom, if one has lived one’s life properly.” » Miriam Makeba

Old Age Takes Away What We'Ve Inherited, And Gives Us What We'Ve Earned.

“It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.”

“I never feel age…If you have creative work, you don’t have age or time.” » Louise Nevelson

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“By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” » George Burns

Of All The Things I’Ve Lost —I Miss My Mind The Most !

“You know you are getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.”

“In order to be old and wise, one must once be young and stupid.”

“At my age – I’ve seen it all! I’ve heard it all – I’ve done it all – I just can’t remember it all! ”

No Man Was Ever So Completely Skilled In The Conduct Of Life, As Not To Receive New Information From Age And Experience. » Terence.

“As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.” » Marcus Tullius Cicero

“I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.” » Albert Einstein

Nature Gives You The Face You Have At Twenty; It Is Up To You To Merit The Face You Have At Fifty. » Coco Chanel

“The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.” » Frank Lloyd Wright

“Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!”

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?” » Satchel Paige

Live Your Life And Forget Your Age. » Norman Vincent Peale

“You know you are getting old when it feels like the morning after and you haven’t been anywhere.”

“Born in the USA – a long time ago!”

“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” » Maggie Kuhn

It Used To Be Wine, Women And Song — Now It’S Beer, The Old Lady And TV!

“I’m just a 16 year old girl, locked in an old ladies body!”

“You know you are getting old when you look forward to a DULL evening.”

“It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.”

It Does Not Matter How Slowly You Go As Long As You Do Not Stop.

“One of the most important phases of maturing is that of growth from self-centering to an understanding relationship to others. A person is not mature until he has both an ability and a willingness to see himself as one among others and to do unto those others as he would have them do to him.” » Harry A. Overstreet

“Resolve to be tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant with the weak and the wrong. Sometime in your life you will have been all of these.” » Dr. Robert H. Goddard

I’M Not Aging —.I’M Marinating !

“An Oldie But A Goodie”

“I have a photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer offers same day service.”

“You may not be able to turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again!”

In Order To Be Old And Wise, One Must Once Be Young And Stupid.

“To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” » Pearl S.

“You Know You’Re Getting Older When You Can ‘Pinch An Inch’ On Your Forehead.”

“First, I was a good BOY, Then, I became a nice KID, I was then a great GUY, Later, I grew up to be a fine MAN, Now, I’m just an old FART!”

I’M Entering The “Metallic Years” — Silver In My Hair, Gold In My Teeth And Lead In My Bottom!

“With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?.” » Elizabeth Cady Stanton

“Young at heart, slightly older in other places!”

“I’m not aging – I’m marinating!”

Forty Is The Old Age Of Youth; Fifty Is The Youth Of Old Age. (Victor Hugo)

“Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it!”

“Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing child-like appetite of what’s next, and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station; so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long are you young.” » Samuel Ullman

“You know you are getting old when your pacemaker opens the garage door when you see a pretty girl.”

I Just Let My Mind Wander, And It Didn’T Come Back.

“If you wait, all that happens is that you get older!”

“Age should not have its face lifted, but it should rather teach the world to admire wrinkles as the etchings of experience and the firm line of character.” » Ralph B. Perry

“I want to awaken the passion and creativity of youth, combine it with the wisdom, experience and insight of elders, and transform our world.” » Ocean Robbins

First, I Was A Good BOY, Then, I Became A Nice KID, I Was Then A Great GUY, Later, I Grew Up To Be A Fine MAN, Now, I’M Just An Old FART!

“You know you are getting old when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!”

“Every time I think that I’m getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.” » Lillian

“We are not limited by our old ages; we are liberated by it.” » Stu Mittleman

I Have Reached An Age When, If Someone Tells Me To Wear Socks, I Don’T Have To. » Albert Einstein

“Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind begin changing places.”

“Old Age Takes Away What We’Ve Inherited, And Gives Us What We’Ve Earned.”

“Age isn’t important unless you’re cheese. As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.”

Don'T Let Aging Get You Down...It'S Too Damn Hard To Get Back Up!

“Aging is not “lost youth” but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” » Betty Friedan

“Do not try to live forever, you will not succeed.” » George Bernard Shaw

“Forty isn’t old – IF you’re a tree!”

I Had To Wait 110 Years To Become Famous. I Wanted To Enjoy It As Long As Possible. » Jeanne Louise Calment

“I’m not 40 – I’m 18 with 22 years of experience!”

“Forty is the old age of youth; Fifty is the youth of old age.”

“I’ve got a good memory – but it’s short!”

Do Not Try To Live Forever, You Will Not Succeed. » George Bernard Shaw

“The young, free to act on their initiative, can lead their elders in the direction of the unknown… The children, the young, must ask the questions that we would never think to ask, but enough trust must be re-established so that the elders will be permitted to work with them on the answers.” » Margaret Mead

“There must be a goal at every stage of life! There must be a goal!.” » Maggie Kuhn

“Age is a matter of mind and if you don’t mind it don’t matter!”

Death And Life Have Their Determined Appointment; Riches And Honors Depend Upon Heaven.

“We do not stop laughing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop laughing.”

“Sex after 60 is like shooting pool with a rope.”

“A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.” » Dorothea Kent

Forty Isn’T Old — IF You’Re A Tree !

“Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.”

“You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.” » Anouk Aimee

“Middle age is when the kids leave one by one – only to return! two by two!”

By The Time You'Re Eighty Years Old You'Ve Learned Everything. You Only Have To Remember It. » George Burns

“A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this accumulated wisdom.”

“There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.” » Sophia Loren

“Death And Life Have Their Determined Appointment; Riches And Honors Depend Upon Heaven.”

Birthday’S Are Good For You. The More You Have The Longer You Live.

“Some people, not matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces to their hearts.”

“Age does not determine who’s right, it only determines who’s left!”

Better To Have Bad Breath Than No Breath At All!

“It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.” » George Sand

“You know you’re old when you can’t get your rocking chair started!”

“You can only be young once but you can be immature forever!”

Before You Contradict An Old Man, My Fair Friend, You Should Endeavor To Understand Him. » George Santayana

“At my age – I’ve got achy, breaky everything!”

“The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don’t change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.” » Doris Lessing

“Better to have bad breath than no breath at all!”

Beautiful Young People Are Acts Of Nature, But Beautiful Old People Are Works Of Art.

“You know you are getting old when your friends don’t ask how you fell but where you hurt.”

“Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.”

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“You’re not old! you’re chronologically gifted! You’re only young once but you can be immature forever!”

At My Age — I’Ve Seen It All —I’Ve Heard It All — I’Ve Done It All —. I Just Can’T Remember It All

“I’m entering the “metallic years” – silver in my hair, gold in my teeth and lead in my bottom!”

“Please understand that no matter how old I get – I will always be a kid at hear.”

“You know you are getting old when the best part of the day is over when the alarm goes off.”

At My Age — I’Ve Got Achy, Breaky Everything !

“Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.” » W. Somerset Maugham

“To be happy in this world, especially when youth is past, it is necessary to feel oneself not merely an isolated individual whose day will soon be over, but part of the stream of life flowing on from the first germ to the remote and unknown future.” » Bertrand Russell

At Age 20, We Worry About What Others Think Of Us. At Age 40, We Don’T Care What They Think Of Us. At Age 60, We Discover They Haven’T Been Thinking Of Us At All. » Ann Landers.png

“You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.” » Douglas MacArthur

“Youth is a gift of nature. Middle Age is a work of art!”

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“You know you’re getting old when you sink your teeth into an apple and they stay there!”

“You know you are getting old when your knees buckle and your belt won’t.”

“Because I could not stop for death – He kindly stopped for me.” » Emily Dickinson

Age Should Not Have Its Face Lifted, But It Should Rather Teach The World To Admire Wrinkles As The Etchings Of Experience And The Firm Line Of Character. » Ralph B. Perry

“Don’T Let Aging Get You Down…It’S Too Damn Hard To Get Back Up!”

“You know you are getting old when you remember when Queen Elizabeth was a Princess.”

“To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.” » Henri Frederic Amiel

Age Is —Wisdom, If One Has Lived One'S Life Properly. » Miriam Makeba

“It Does Not Matter How Slowly You Go As Long As You Do Not Stop.”

“Preparation for old age should begin not later than one’s teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.” » Arthur E. Morgan

Age Is Like Fine Wine — It Gets Better With Time!

“Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. What has puzzled us before seems less mysterious, and the crooked paths look straighter as we approach the end.” » Jean Paul Richter

“We are always the same age inside.”

Age Is A Number, Old Is In Your Head.

“We do not stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing.”

“My body has reached the age where it either hangs out, falls out or darn well wears out.”

“Wrinkles are antique smiles!”

Age Is A Matter Of Mind And If You Don’T Mind It Don’T Matter!

“You know you are getting old when your children begin to look middle-aged.”

“Age Doesn’T Always Bring Wisdom…Sometimes It Comes Alone.”

Age Doesn'T Always Bring Wisdom...Sometimes It Comes Alone.

“Our society must make it right and possible for old people not to fear the young or be deserted by them, for the test of a civilization is the way that it cares for its helpless members.” » Pearl S. Buck

“No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.” » Terence

“Live your life and forget your age.” » Norman Vincent Peale

Age Is A Number, And Mine Is Unlisted.

“Birthday’s are good for you. The more you have the longer you live.”

“At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don’t care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all.” » Ann Landers

Seen It All, Done It All, Can’T Remember Most Of It!

“We don’t have crow’s feet – We have laugh lines!”

“Most people think that aging is irreversible and we know that there are mechanisms even in the human machinery that allow for the reversal of aging, through correction of diet, through anti-oxidants, through removal of toxins from the body, through exercise, through yoga and breathing techniques, and through meditation.” » Deepak Chopra

Age Does Not Determine Who’S Right, It Only Determines Who’S Left!

“To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is to triumph over old age.” » Thomas Bailey Aldrich

“Age before beauty.”

“Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.” » Coco Chanel

Young At Heart, Slightly Older In Other Places !

“The best part about waking up is finding your teeth are still in the cup!”

“The wiser mind mourns less for what age takes away than what it leaves behind.” » William Wordsworth

“The Great Thing About Getting Older Is That You Don’T Lose All The Other Ages You’Ve Been.”

A Little Gray Hair Is A Small Price To Pay For All This Accumulated Wisdom.

“You know you are getting old when you tend to repeat yourself – tend to repeat yourself.”

“Old places and old persons in their turn, when spirit dwells in them, have an intrinsic vitality of which youth is incapable, precisely, the balance and wisdom that come from long perspectives and broad foundations”.” » George Santayana

“Growing old is mandatory – Growing up is optional!”

You Know You'Re Getting Older When You Can 'Pinch An Inch' On Your Forehead.

“He who is of a calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition, youth and age are equally a burden.” » Plato

“I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.” » Albert Einstein

Some People, Not Matter How Old They Get, Never Lose Their Beauty — They Merely Move It From Their Faces To Their Hearts.

“We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.” » Frank A. Clark

“We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.” » May L. Becker

You Know You’Re Getting Old When You Sink Your Teeth Into An Apple And They Stay There.

“I can think of no better way of redeeming this tragic world today than love and laughter. Too many of the young have forgotten how to laugh, and too many of the elders have forgotten how to love. Would not our lives be lightened if only we could all learn to laugh more easily at ourselves and to love one another.” » Theodore Hesburgh

“You know you’re getting old – when your back goes out more often than you do!”

We Don’T Have Crow’S Feet —. We Have Laugh Lines!

“There’s no fool like an old fool!”

“Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.” » Percy Bysshe Shelley

“Of all the things I’ve lost! I miss my mind the most!”

You Know You Are Getting Old When You Tend To Repeat Yourself — Tend To Repeat Yourself.

“I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.” » Jeanne Louise Calment

“It used to be wine, women and song – now it’s beer, the old lady and TV!”

“Age is like fine wine – it gets better with time!”

We Do Not Stop Playing Because We Grow Old. We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing.

“Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.” » Alfred Lord Tennyson

“The hardest part of growing older is remembering when you were young.”

“If you carry your childhood with you – you’ll never become older.”

You Can Only Perceive Real Beauty In A Person As They Get Older. » Anouk Aimee

“My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it’s too weak to go very far.”

“Age is a number, old is in your head.”

“As we grow old…the beauty steals inward.” » Ralph Waldo Emerson

We Are Not Limited By Our Old Ages; We Are Liberated By It. » Stu Mittleman

“I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.”

“Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.” » George Santayana

“Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.” » Benjamin Franklin

You Can Live To Be A Hundred If You Give Up All The Things That Make You Want To Live To Be A Hundred. » Woody Allen

“Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.” » Edward Stanley

“If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life.” » Margaret Mead

We Are Always The Same Age Inside.

“The old — like children — talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one’s beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one’s secrets are one’s own!” » Eugene O’Neill

“Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” » James A. Baldwin

We Grow Neither Better Or Worse As We Get Old, But More Like Ourselves. » May L. Becker

“I’m not as old as I used to be. I’m not getting older, I’m getting bitter.”

“Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.” » Robert Browning

“Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.” » Marilyn Ferguson

Too Many People, When They Get Old, Think That They Have To Live By The Calendar. » John Glenn

“I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.” » Pablo Casals

“Too many people, when they get old, think that they have to live by the calendar.” » John Glenn

“Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the hell happened!”

Those Who Think They Have No Time For Bodily Exercise Will Sooner Or Later Have To Find Time For Illness. » Edward Stanley

“I’m saving that rocker for the day when I feel as old as I really am.” » Dwight D. Eisenhower

“You know you are getting old when – “Happy Hour” turns out to be a nap!”

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” » Les Brown

The Great Thing About Getting Older Is That You Don'T Lose All The Other Ages You'Ve Been.

“Old age is not a disease – it is strength and survivorship, triumph over all kinds of vicissitudes and disappointments, trials and illnesses.” » Maggie Kuhn

“It was once said that the moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.” » Hubert Humphrey

The Best Part About Waking Up Is Finding Your Teeth Are Still In The Cup!

“You know you’re getting old when it takes you all night, to do what you used to do all night!”