Stupid Quotes

Following are the short funny stupid quotes and sayings.

Stupid Quotes

“Action is the real measure of intelligence.” — Napoleon Hill

“It is true that integrity alone won’t make you a leader, but without integrity, you will never be one.”

“It’s a proven fact that it’s the sweetest sound to a person’s ear is the sound of their own name.” — Dale Carnegie

“Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.”

“People don’t care how much we know until they first know how much we care.” — Zig Ziglar

“Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners.”

Funny and Inspiring Money Quotes

“The top salesperson in the organization probably missed more sales than 90% of the salespeople on the team, but they also made more calls than the others made.”

“Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.”

“You can have everything in life you want if you will just help other people get what they want.”

“Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.”

“Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time-consuming.”

“I am so broke, I can’t even afford to fill up my bicycle.”

“I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.”

“I don’t have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.”

“I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.”

“I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.”

“If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?”

“My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.”

“Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.”

“Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.”

“A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid.”

“Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?”

“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

150 Funny Slogans & Short Funny Quotes

“I never apologize. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.”

“I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me.”

“If a blonde throws you a grenade you pull the pin and throw it back!”

“I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.”

“Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.”

“You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.”