Funny and Inspiring Money Quotes

Following are the funny and inspiring quotes about money with images.

Money Quotes

“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” — Will Rogers

“Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Love is like money, hard to find easy to lose.” — Ally Mbululo

“Money won’t create success, the freedom to make it will.” — Nelson Mandela

“Money often costs too much.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” — Earl Wilson

“If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.” — Benjamin Franklin

“Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.” — Jane Austen

“Fortune sides with him who dares.” — Virgil

“Money is a tool. Used properly it makes something beautiful; used wrong, it makes a mess!.” — Bradley Vinson

“While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” — Groucho Marx

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“Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.” — Groucho Marx

“Hold material goods and wealth on a flat palm and not in a clenched fist.” — Alistair Begg

“Never spend your money before you have earned it.” — Thomas Jefferson

“Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.” — Donald Trump

“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.”- James Arthur Baldwin

“Balancing your money is the key to having enough.” — Elizabeth Warren

“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” — Will Rogers

“A man is rich in proportion to the things he can afford to let alone.” — Henry David Thoreau

“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” — Jackie Mason

“Don’t tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I’ll tell you what they are.” — James W. Frick

“If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire.” — George Monbiot

“For I don’t care too much for money, for money can’t buy me love.” — The Beatles

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Bob Hope

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison

“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.” — Buzzie Bavasi

“Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.” — Zig Ziglar

“There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.” — Marlene Dietrich

“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail” – Richard Friedman

“You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.” — Amy Carmichael

“You must gain control over your money or the lack of it will forever control you.” — Dave Ramsey

“Rule No. 1: Never lose money. Rule No. 2: Never forget Rule No. 1.” — Warren Buffett

“The habit of saving is itself an education; it fosters every virtue, teaches self-denial, cultivates the sense of order, trains to forethought, and so broadens the mind.” — T.T. Munger

“If you wish to get rich, save what you get. A fool can earn money; but it takes a wise man to save and dispose of it to his own advantage.”― Brigham Young

“Money is usually attracted, not pursued.” — Jim Rohn

“Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold if the market shuts down for ten years.” — Warren Buffett

“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back.”

“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”— Richard Friedman

“You can be young without money, but you can’t be old without it.” — Tennessee Williams

“Money is multiplied in practical value depending on the number of W’s you control in your life: what you do, when you do it, where you do it, and with whom you do it.” — Timothy Ferriss

“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” — Mark Twain

“It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.” — George Lorimer

“It’s not how much money you make, but how much money you keep, how hard it works for you, and how many generations you keep it for.” — Robert Kiyosaki

“I think you will find when your death takes its toll all the money you made will never buy back your soul.” — Bob Dylan

“Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.” — Erich Fromm

“Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.” — Seneca

“While money doesn’t buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.”

“If you’re saving, you’re succeeding.”― Steve Burkholder

“If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free. If our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed.” — Edmund Burke

“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.

“Money is a guarantee that we may have what we want in the future. Though we need nothing at the moment it insures the possibility of satisfying a new desire when it arises.” — Aristotle

“Waste your money and you’re only out of money, but waste your time and you’ve lost a part of your life.” — Michael Leboeuf

“Many folks think they aren’t good at earning money, when what they don’t know is how to use it.” — Frank A. Clark

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“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope

“If you wish to get rich, save what you get. A fool can earn money; but it takes a wise man to save and dispose of it to his own advantage.” — Brigham Young

“A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.” — Jonathan Swift

“If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.” — Dorothy Parker

“It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.” — Seneca

“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.” — Will Rogers

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West

“Too many people spend money they earned to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like.” — Will Rogers

Tupac Shakur Quotes

“They got money for the war but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac Shakur

“The habit of saving is itself an education; it fosters every virtue, teaches self-denial, cultivates the sense of order, trains to forethought, and so broadens the mind.” — T.T. Munger

“Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” — Jim Rohn

“Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.” — Will Smith

“Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we’ve got 24 hours each.” — Christopher Rice

“Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.” — Benjamin Franklin

“On what he’s spent the most money on: In the ’70s it was skateboards, in the ’80s it was drugs, in the ’90s it was art, and now it’s my family.” — Anthony Kiedis Maxim

The Goal Isnt About The Money, The Goal Is Living Life The Way I Want To

“The Goal Isn’t About The Money, The Goal Is Living Life The Way I Want To.”

“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.” — Frank Hubbard

“Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.” — P.T. Barnum

“There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.” — Robert Graves

“A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.” — Joe Moore

“Wealth, my son, should never be your goal in life. Your words are eloquent but they are mere words. True wealth is of the heart, not of the purse.” — Og Mandino

“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson

A Man'S Money Will Never Excite An Independent Woman

“A Man’S Money Will Never Excite An Independent Woman.”

“Don’t think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything for money.” — Voltaire

“If you’ve got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you’ve got 71 cents left. But if you’ve got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you’ve still got seventeen grand. There’s a math lesson for you.” — Steven Martin

“Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options.” — Chris Rock

“It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.” — George Lorimer

“Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.” — Miguel de Cervantes

“You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you.” — Maya Angelou

Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes

“Money Doesn’T Make You Happy. I Have 50 Million Dollars Now But I Was Just As Happy When I Only Had 48 Million.”

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein

“Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants.” — Benjamin Franklin

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”

“Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.” — Ayn Rand

“Take a better stand. Put money in my mom’s hand. Get my daughter this college plan, so she don’t need no man.” — Biggie

“There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.” — Robert Graves

“It’s not how much money you make, but how much money you keep, how hard it works for you, and how many generations you keep it for.” — Robert Kiyosaki

Inspiring & Funny Men Quotes

“I’D Like To Live Like A Poor Man – Only With Lots Of Money.” » Pablo Picasso

“Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.”— Erich Fromm

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” — Will Rogers

“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” — Harry S. Truman

“Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” — Spike Milligan

“Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.” — Epictetus

“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor