🍍 Funny Weed Quotes & Slogans – Hash – Marijuana – Joint


Weed day is celebrated n different dates in different countries. It is celebrated in America on date April 20 (420). Cannabis, also known as marijuana and by numerous other names or forms (Weed, Joint, Smoking Joint , Marijuana, Hashish, Pot), is a preparation of the Cannabis plant intended for use as a psychoactive drug or medicine.

Following are the funny weed quotes, Stoner quotes, Hash Slogans and Quotes, Rolling Joint Slogans and funny weed slogans with images.

Also see: Drugs Quotes & Anti-Drugs Slogans

Weed Quotes – stoned emoticon Funny Weed Quotes

stoned emoticon“You bet I did, and I enjoyed it.” » Michael Bloomberg

weed emoticon“‎Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” » Thomas Jefferson

stoned emoticon“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.” » Hunter S. Thompson

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis (Google “Science”).” » Nick Offerman

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.” » Sal Albanese

weed emoticon“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” » Bob Marley

stoned emoticon“I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good.” » Kevin Smith

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.” » George Washington

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

weed emoticon“Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we can get the equivalent of forest and mineral products in the annual growth of the hemp fields?” » Henry Ford

stoned emoticon“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.” » Matt Lauer

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Casual drug users should be taken out and shot” » Darrell Gates

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weed emoticon“Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn’t like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton.” » Jay Leno

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

stoned emoticon“I don’t really care who’s doing drugs in the NBA as long as the scene isn’t adversely affecting my team and teammates. I’ve known enough drug users–going as far back as grade school and the streets of New York–not to view them as pariahs or lost souls. I’ve certainly smoked more than my quota of weed.” » Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high.” » Ricky Williams

stoned emoticon“A friend with weed is a friend indeed.”

weed emoticon“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” » Bob Marley

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

weed emoticon“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics … dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey – it’s an assistant – a friend.” » Louis Armstrong

stoned emoticon“For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It’s a new day and age, this is, uh, the year…fuck year is it? I don’t know, because I’ve been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don’t do.” » Nick Diaz

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.” » Smokey

weed emoticon“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.” » Andy Warhol

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

stoned emoticon“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” » Bill Hicks

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.” » Hugh Hefner

weed emoticon“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” » Carl Sagan

stoned emoticon“The evidence is overwhelming that marijuana can relieve certain types of pain, nausea, vomiting and other symptoms caused by such illnesses as multiple sclerosis, cancer and AIDS — or by the harsh drugs sometimes used to treat them. And it can do so with remarkable safety. Indeed, marijuana is less toxic than many of the drugs that physicians prescribe every day.” » Joycelyn Elders, MD

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” Bob Marley

weed emoticon“I was fascinated that one could have such perceptual changes, and also that they went with a certain feeling of significance, an almost numinous feeling. I’m strongly atheist by disposition, but nonetheless when this happened, I couldn’t help thinking, ‘That must be what the hand of God is like.’ ” » Oliver Sacks, Neurologist

stoned emoticon“Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.” » Tupac

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“In our culture, the Native Americans, when two strangers come together. You know what we do in our culture? We smoke the peace pipe.” » Tatanka

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

weed emoticon“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.” » Barack Obama

stoned emoticon“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.” » Kurt Vonnegut

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Reefer makes darkies think they’re as good as white men.” » Harry J Anslinger

weed emoticon“Everything is better with a bag of weed.” » Stewie Griffin

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

stoned emoticon“That is not a drug. It’s a leaf.” » Arnold Schwarzenegger

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Why do I do it? Because I enjoy its effects. You know, I — why does anybody use any mind-altering substance, you know, because they like the way it makes them feel.” » Mark Stepnoski

weed emoticon“Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data.” » Greg Scott

stoned emoticon“There are only two kinds of dealers. Those who need forklifts, and those who don’t.” » Tom Forcade

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“It is beyond my comprehension that any humane person would withhold such a beneficial substance from people in such great need simply because others use it for different purposes.” » Steven Gould

weed emoticon“If you grew up in the ’60s or ’70s and didn’t do drugs, I don’t trust you.” » Danny Danko

stoned emoticon“It makes me feel the way I need to feel.” » Snoop Dogg

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” » Willie Nelson

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

weed emoticon“They’ve outlawed the No.  vegetable on the planet.” » Timothy Leary

stoned emoticon“I’ve been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and … I think it’s a tremendous blessing.” » Lester Grinspoon

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.” » James Franco

weed emoticon“If the words “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” don’t include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn’t worth the hemp it was written on.” » Terence McKenna

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

stoned emoticon“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.” » Ronald Reagan

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.” » Melissa Etheridge

weed emoticon“Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.” » Josh Howard

stoned emoticon“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” » Richard Neville

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“The drug is really quite a remarkably safe one for humans, although it is really quite a dangerous one for mice and they should not use it.” » J.W.D. Henderson

weed emoticon“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.” » Bill Lee

stoned emoticon“Remember they used to be like who is this? Now Im up in this bitch. Smoking weed out in London. They bringing me fish and chips.” » Wiz Khalifa

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.” » Bill Clinton

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some shit that you wish you could.” » Snoop Dogg

weed emoticon“How do you know you’re a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.”

stoned emoticon“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?” » Bob Saget

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“I have found in my study of these patients that cannabis is really a safe, effective and non-toxic alternative to many standard medications.” » Philip Denney, MD

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

weed emoticon“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” » Willie Nelson

stoned emoticon“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.” » Jack Herer

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!”

weed emoticon“I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old, and despite the successes I have had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner that people have come to expect from me.” » Michael Phelps

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

stoned emoticon“The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us” » Matt Damon

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“Marijuana is a useful catalyst for specific optical and aural aesthetic perceptions. I apprehended the structure of certain pieces of jazz and classical music in a new manner under the influence of marijuana, and these apprehensions have remained valid in years of normal consciousness.” » Allen Ginsberg

weed emoticon“Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your 821 up, 168 down perception on what’s important in your life.” » Katt Williams

Funny Patient’s and Doctor’s sayings

stoned emoticon“Marijuana enhances our mind in a way that enables us to take a different perspective from ‘high up’, to see and evaluate our own lives and the lives of others in a privileged way. Maybe this euphoric and elevating feeling of the ability to step outside the box and to look at life’s patterns from this high perspective is the inspiration behind the slang term “high” itself.” » Sebastian Marincolo

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“I don’t think (pot) is more dangerous than alcohol.” » Barack Obama

weed emoticon“Make the most of the Indian Hemp Seed and sow it everywhere.” » George Washington

stoned emoticon“To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.” » Bill Hicks

weed emoticon“Of course I know how to roll a joint.” » Martha Stewart

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smiley rolling a joint emoticon“I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.”

Funny Weed Smoking Slogans passing joint emoticon

Funny Cannabis, weed smoking, joint, pothead, Marijuana Slogans with images.

smileys getting high emoticonSMOKE POT! (Did We Just Say That Out Loud? Or Did We Just Think It?)

passing joint emoticonHey, America – Let’S Blow This Joint!

smileys getting high emoticonRecommended By 5 Out Of 5 Deadheads.

passing joint emoticonWhat’S So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smileys getting high emoticonPot: When You Care Enough Not To Care At All.

passing joint emoticonHelp Eradicate Road Rage In Our Lifetime.

smileys getting high emoticonWhen Was The Last Time You REALLY Looked At Your Hand?

passing joint emoticonIt’S Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!

Weed Quotes and Funny Slogans

smileys getting high emoticonGot Buzz?

passing joint emoticonWeed My Lips!

smileys getting high emoticonJust Doob It.

passing joint emoticonThis Is Your Brain. This Is Your Brain On Pot. This Is Your Brain Desperately Searching For Doritos.

smileys getting high emoticonCannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke.


passing joint emoticonOfficial Sponsor Of The NBA.

smileys getting high emoticonA Day Without Pot Is Like School.

passing joint emoticonObey Your Jones.

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