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“Well, that’s your opinion, isn’t it? And I’m not about to waste my time trying to change it.”

“Everyone wants Happiness,No one wants Pain,But you can’t make a Rainbow without a little Rain.”

“Live with hope, face the fear, and have the strength to always walk forward with your head held high.”

“I walked away from you not because I didn’t love you, but to see if you loved me enough to chase after me…”

“I never said I was perfect. I make mistakes; I fall down. But I pick myself right back up, dust myself off, and work for perfection.”

“I don’t need a thousand “friends” near me, not a hundred around me, not even ten near me, but just one real friend who will stand by me.”

“When someone puts you down and tells you that you can’t do something . . . you can either show them they’re right, or prove that they are wrong.”

“I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.”

“Moments It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.”

“Facebook needs three buttons, “Like”, “Dislike” and “Stop being stupid.””

“Facebook status: I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.”

“I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.””

“I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.”

“I want to change my name on Facebook to “Nobody,” so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say “Nobody likes this.””

“I’m going to open a new Facebook account named ‘Anonymous’ so all the cool ”

“I’m sorry that I’m not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.”

“If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.”

“If I don’t log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must’ve kidnapped me!”

“Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.”

“Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.”

“Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.”

“There’s life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.”

“You don’t know something? Google it. You don’t know someone? Facebook it. You don’t know where something is? MOM!”

“Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.”

“Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you.”

“It’s sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.”

“Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you’ve never met.”

“Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.”

“You can never fall in love with someone you can never laugh with.”

“The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.” – Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet

“You don’t have to be rich to sparkle.”

“A smile is the best makeup any girl can wear.”

“If you want the rainbow, put up with the rain.”

“Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P”

“Facebook is the only place you can write whatever you feel on a wall.”

“Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.”

“Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes?”

“Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.”

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think i’m trippin? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit back down. Can’t face me? Turn around.”

“Grrrr Facebook won’t stop asking what’s on my mind even if I tell it, it keeps on asking.”

“If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.”

“I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.”

“I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind.”

“I’m wondering why logging onto Face book has become part of the everyday routine? Do I really have nothing better to do!”

“I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.”

“My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.”

“Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?”

“Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.”

“Sometimes I wish life was like facebook, you can delete anyone off your page and go back and delete everything you have said and done!”

“That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.”

“The kids next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I’m just updating my status while waiting for the water to boil.”

“This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!  Now read without the word dog.”

“Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.”