Condom Slogans – Safe Sex Slogans

If You Have An Erection, And Don'T Want An Infection, You Better Use Protection On Your Genital Section

Following are the best selected condom slogans, safe sex slogans and few funny condom quotes with images.

Condom Slogans – Safe Sex Slogans

“Wrap your bait before you mate!”

“Don’t be a fool, cover your tool!”

You Can’T Go Wrong, If You Shield Your Dong.

“The right selection! Protect your erection!!”

“You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong!”

“Don’t be a loner, cover your boner!”

“If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket!”

If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat

“When in doubt, shroud your spout!”

“She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick!”

“No glove, no love!”

“Don’t be a joker; wrap your poker!”

Don’T Be A Joker; Wrap Your Poker

“If you go into heat, package your meat!”

“Before you bag her, sheath your dagger!”

“Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool!”

“Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil!”

Wrap It Up.

“If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey!”

“Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener!”

“Just cover your willy, silly!!”

“Don’t be silly, protect your willy!”

Cover Your Stump Before You Hump

“If you really love her, wear a cover!”

“Don’t make a mistake, muzzle your snake!”

Funny Wedding Quotes

“Wrap it up!”

“If you don’t cover when you penetrate, you’ll be left to masturbate!”

Just Cover Your Willy, Silly!

“If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize!”

“Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker!”

“Wear a raincoat!”

“When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse!”

If You Slip Between Her Thighs, Be Sure To Condomize

“Wrap that rascal!”

“Avoid a frown; cover your clown!”

“Before inserting your flesh injection, make sure to wear latex protection!”

“If you’re not going to sack it, go home and whack it!”

Condom Slogans

“Especially in December, gift wrap your member!”

“Condomize to womanize!”

“Cover your stump before you hump!”

Funny Condom Quotes

“If you have an erection, and don’t want an infection, you better use protection on your genital section.”

Condoms Aren'T Completely Safe. A Friend Of Mine Was Wearing One And Got Hit By A Bus. » Bob Rubin, Comedian And Actor

“Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.” » Monica

“Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes—jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.” » Barbara Seaman

“Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” » Bob Rubin

“Drive carefully. And don’t forget to fasten your condom! …Seatbelt, I mean seatbelt.” » George Banks

Condoms Should Be Marketed In 3 Sizes—Jumbo, Colossal, And Super Colossal, So That Men Do Not Have To Go In And Ask For The Small. » Barbara Seaman, Women'S Health Activist And Journalist.

“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?” » Phyllis Diller

“A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.” » Marla Singer