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You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to assault all these candles by yourself.

You Age Like Dairy Cheese. You Just Getting Smellier & Smellier!


With age comes wisdom. (You are one of the wisest persons I know!)

When I was born I was so shocked I did not converse for a year and a half.


Time and Tide delay for no man, but time habitually stands still for a woman of thirty.

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Some say the glass is half empty. other ones state the glass is half full. It’s your Bday, so just drink anything is in the glass.


So many candles… so little baked cake.

There were many famous persons born on your Bday. Too awful you aren’t one.

So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.


Smile and joke as much as you can while you still have teeth.

Overlook about the past, you can’t change it, overlook about the future, you can’t forecast it, forget about the present, I did not get you one!


Last week the candle manufacturer burned down. Everyone just stood round and sang, ‘Happy anniversary’

It’s pleasant to be juvenile, healthy and full of power. Can you remember?!

It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.


Who cares about your birthday. I mean, it’s not like a holiday or something!

Nothing could make me more happy than sending this bday message!  Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!


Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May your coffin be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I’ll go  plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!


Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

In the bathroom? In the lavatory?  On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a large achievement, to recall where the car keys were last! All the best!


If someone arrives up with the idea to call you vintage: then hit him with your attach and throw him your teeth! Happy anniversary!

I’m just here for the cake.


I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.

I believe we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.

Another year, another new place that aches.


Actually, I wanted to get you something super large, super terrific, unique and attractive for your anniversary, but I do not fit into the wrapper.

You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! joyous celebration of your umbilical cord separation.


You’re a hard individual to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy Birthday.

You recognize the detail that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the Bday baked cake.


You believe you are vintage? You’re not vintage… you were vintage last year, this year you’re very old.

Today is a perfect day to thank you for NOT using a condom, Daddy.


Finally you are 21, and can legally do everything you have been doing for years!

A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – You just received a big bday hug from me!

A person like you is too special for just a bday card. So keep the envelope too!


Columbus was a famous man;
Einstein was one, too.
They were known to all, but then,
Along came you!
Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!

Inspiring & Funny Being Single Quotes

Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Oh, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
Enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!


On your special day
Consider your luck.
You could have been born
As a dog, cow, or duck!

You’re my best friend. Happy Birthday to you! Just one question – you’re paying the bill, are not you?

Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Happy Birthday!


What? You don’t acquiesce? That’s odd. You are the perfect demonstration.

What proceeds up but never arrives down? Your age.

To the nation’s best kept mystery; Your factual age.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. True that!

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