Lazy Quotes

50 Laziness Quotes – Being Lazy Quotes

Following are the funny and inspiring laziness quotes with images.

Laziness Quotes

“The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.” » Samuel Johnson

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” » A.A. Milne

“I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things.” » Lech Walesa

” I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.”

“Working hard is great, being lazy sometimes is great, but failed potential is the worst.” »  Campbell Scott

Lazy Quotes

“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” » Bill Watterson

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” » Bill Gates

“Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other’s work.” » Ann Rule

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“I wonder, we lazy people go to heaven… or do they send someone to pick us up?”

“When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess.”

“Idleness for me is not a giving up on life but a spirited grabbing hold of it.” » Tom Hodgkinson

“You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.”

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“If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.”

“A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he starts out, have condemned himself to second-rate thoughts, and to second-rate friends.” » Cyril Connolly

“Everybody seems to think I’m lazy – I don’t mind, I think they’re crazy – Running everywhere at such a speed – ’til they find there’s no need.”-  John Lennon

“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy. To do nothing and have it count for something. To lie in the grass and count the stars. To sit on a branch and study the clouds” » Regina Brett

“Yes of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.”

“Idleness is fatal only to the mediocre.” » Albert Camus

“Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.” »  Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

Lazy Quotes

“Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.”

“The lazy man is apt to be envious.” » Omaha Proverb

“I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”

“The lazy man gets round the sun as quickly as the busy one.” » R. T. Wombat

“You were too lazy to read that number.”

“Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.” » Mihai Eminescu

“Offer the lazy an egg, and they’ll want you to peel it for them.” » Lithuanian Proverb

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“In doing nothing men learn to do evil.” » Marcus Porcius Cato

“I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.”

“You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.”

“Human nature is above all things lazy.” » Harriet Beecher Stowe

“Extreme busyness is a symptom of deficient vitality, and a faculty for idleness implies a catholic appetite and a strong sense of personal identity.” » Robert Louis Stevenson

“I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?” » Ronald Reagan

“I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labour, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months.” » Artemus Ward

Lazy Quotes

“Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and never succeed.” » Bible

“Lazy people live lonely lives.” » Habeeb Akande

“Towards evening the lazy person begins to get busy.” » German Proverb

“Some men are so lazy they won’t even feed themselves.”

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“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” » Milan Kundera

“You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t.” » Dagwood Bumstead

“Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I’m still going to keep looking.”

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“My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.”

“Yeah, I am lazy. There’s no doubt about that.” » Usain Bolt

“Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.” »  Jerome K. Jerome, Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

“I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.”

“Lazy people are always eager to be doing something.” » French Proverb

“Aaah, summer – that long anticipated stretch of lazy, lingering days, free of responsibility and rife with possibility. It’s a time to hunt for insects, master handstands, practice swimming strokes, conquer trees, explore nooks and crannies, and make new friends.” » Darell Hammond

“Procrastination is your body telling you you need to back off a bit and think more about what you are doing.” »  James Altucher

Lazy Quotes

“Even a foolish old woman like me knows that lazy people don’t think for themselves; they only think about themselves.” » Terry Goodkind

“Reading is a joy for my kids, and to swing in a hammock on a lazy summer day reading a good book just goes with summer.” » Marcia Gay Harden

“Laziness erodes a person of his enthusiasm and energy. As a result the person loses all opportunities and finally becomes dejected and frustrated. The worst thing is that he stops believing in himself.” » Sam Veda

“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.”