Following are the funny junk food quotes and true Junk food Quotes and Sayings.
Junk Food Quotes
“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.” — Yogi Berra
“There are young people today that move like old people from eating too much junk food and not getting enough exercise.”
“Like pornography, junk [food] might be tough to define but you know it when you see it.
“Just because the Americans are so good at rattling out accessible and cheap junk food, nobody looks twice when it comes to their food. But there are golden nuggets everywhere.” — Jamie Oliver
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possible.” — Krista Scott-Dixon
“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”
“I love sitcoms, and I grew up on sitcoms. That’s my tasty junk food.” — Felicia Day
“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.” — Robert Redford
“I know that when I get stressed, I want to eat junk food. So now I just know – ‘I’m stressed, I want to eat junk food, so I’m going to go work out instead, or eat something healthy.’ It really works.” — Cara Castronuova
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
“Eat all the junk food you want as long as you cook it yourself.”
“The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger.” — Chris O’Brien
“My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship.”
“Fast food is popular because it’s convenient, it’s cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of eating fast food never appears on the menu.”
“I eat whatever I want, junk food included.”
“A society that thinks the choice between ways of living is just a choice between equally eligible “lifestyles” turns universities into academic cafeterias offering junk food for the mind.
“The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach.”
“I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated.” — Avril Lavigne
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” — Doug Larson
“America is a country of abundance, but our food culture is sad – based on huge portions and fast food. Let’s stop with the excuses and start creating something better.”
“Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks.” — Marilyn Wann
“You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.”
“It requires a certain kind of mind to see beauty in a hamburger bun.” — Ray Kroc
“Dear Diet, things just aren’t going to work out between us. It’s not me it’s you. You are tasteless and boring and I can’t stop cheating on you.”
“The food problem is a flavor problem. For half a century, we’ve been making the stuff people should eat–fruits, vegetables, whole grains, unprocessed meats–incrementally less delicious. Meanwhile, we’ve been making the food people shouldn’t eat–chips, fast food, soft drinks, crackers–taste ever more exciting. The result is exactly what you’d expect.
“If we’re not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn’t settle for junk food.” — Sally Edwards
“A party without a cake is just a meeting.”
“There’s tons of junk food for your mind on the Internet. You can sit there for three or 10 or 20 hours a day getting in online arguments with other people who also choose to waste their time.” — Henry Rollins
“Believe it or not, American eat 75 acres of pizza a day.” — Boyd Matson
“Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn’t have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and alcohol.” — Charlie Ergen
“Families are struggling against a tide of junk information on junk food.” — Diane Abbott
“The belly rules the mind.”
“I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.” — Tyra Banks
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis