Winston Churchill Quotes – Funny & Inspiring

Charity-Quotes-Helping-other-Quotes-Public-Service  

Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill (30 November 1874 – 24 January 1965) was a British statesman and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1940 to 1945 and again from 1951 to 1955. He was also an officer in the British Army, a historian, a writer and an artist.

Following are the best Winston Churchill Motivational Quotes, Funny Quotes, Quotes about success with images.

Funny & Inspiring Winston Churchill Quotes


“All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.”


Inspirational-Cancer-Slogans


“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”


“In the course of my life I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.”


“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.”


You Have Enemies Good. It Means You’Ve Stood Up For Something, Sometime In Your Life. Winston Churchill


“I am easily satisfied with the very best.” WC Movies


“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”


Difficulties Mastered Are Opportunities Won. Winston Churchill


“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”


“I never worry about action, but only inaction.”


“The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.”


“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.”


To Improve Is To Change. To Be Perfect Is To Change Often. Winston Churchill


“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”


“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”


“Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.”


Courage Is What It Takes To Stand Up And Speak. Courage Is Also What It Takes To Sit Down And Listen Winston Churchill


“You have enemies? Good. It means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.”


“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”


“It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.”


If You'Re Going Through Hell, Keep Going. Winston Churchill


Abraham Lincoln Quotes


“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.”


“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”


“It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.”


Disability Slogans


“Never, never, never give up.”


“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.”


“Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.”


I May Be Drunk, Miss, But In The Morning I Will Be Sober And You Will Still Be Ugly. Winston Churchill


“Continuous effort – not strength or intelligence – is the key to unlocking our potential.”


“I have nothing to offer but blood, toil tears and sweat.”


“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”


Never In The Field Of Human Conflict Was So Much Owed By So Many To So Few. » Winston Churchill


“For myself, I am an optimist—it does not seem to be much use being anything else.”


“Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.”


“Now we have ‘adequacy.’ What is adequacy? Adequacy is no standard at all. It is simply what His Majesty’s Ministers at any given moment, surveying what they have got, choose to say is adequate.”


I Have Never Developed Indigestion From Eating My Words. Winston Churchill


“Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.”


“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”


“If you have an important point to make, don’t try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time.”


I Have Nothing To Offer But Blood, Toil, Tears And Sweat. » Winston Churchill


“I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.”


“Attitude is a little thing that makes a BIG difference.”


“The price of greatness is responsibility.”


Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill


“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”


“It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.”


“Out of intense complexities, intense simplicities emerge.”


Charity-Quotes-Helping-other-Quotes-Public-Service


Crime Quotes


“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen”


“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”


“There is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure.”


Pearl Harbor Day Quotes


“To improve is to change. To be perfect is to change often.”


“If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future.”


“I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.”


The Best Way To Get A Puppy Is To Beg For A Baby Brother—And They'Ll Settle For A Puppy Every Time. » Winston Pendleton


“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”


“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”


“We have not journeyed all this way across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy.” WC Facts


Pearl Harbor Quotes


“We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.”


“History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days.”


“Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time.”


“Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon.”


2 comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *