Science Quotes, Science Slogans & Funny Science Quotes

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World Science Day for Peace and Development (WSDPD) is celebrated on 10 November annually. It is celebrated to remind the UNESCO’s mandate and commitment on science. National Science Day is celebrated in India on 28 February annually to mark the discovery of the Raman effect by Indian physicist Sir Chandrasekhara Venkata Raman on 28 February 1928.

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Science Quotes


“Science is a cemetery of dead ideas.” » Miguel de Unamuno


“The improver of natural science absolutely refuses to acknowledge authority, as such. For him, scepticism is the highest of duties: blind faith the one unpardonable sin.” » Thomas Henry Huxley


“Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art.” » Will Durant


“I am compelled to fear that science will be used to promote the power of dominant groups rather than to make men happy.” » Bertrand Russell


DNA Was The First Three-Dimensional Xerox Machine. » Kenneth Boulding, Energy And The Environment, Beasts, Ballads, And Bouldingisms, 976


“In comparing religious belief to science, I try to remember that science is belief also.” » Robert Brault io9.com


“The doubter is a true man of science; he doubts only himself and his interpretations, but he believes in science.” » Claude Bernard


“A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation.” » Max Gluckman


“Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination.” » John Dewey


Art Is I; Science Is We.


“Darwin has interested us in the history of nature’s technology.” » Karl Marx


“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny..” » Isaac Asimov


“In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.” » Sir Francis Darwin


“In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it’s the exact opposite.” » Paul Dirac


“If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready. The first one, too, was made out of chaos.” » Robert Quillen


If It'S Green Or Wriggles, It'S Biology. If It Stinks, It'S Chemistry. If It Doesn'T Work, It'S Physics. » Handy Guide To Science


“The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.” » Albert Einstein


“In all science, error precedes the truth, and it is better it should go first than last.” » Hugh Walpole


“No one should approach the temple of science with the soul of a money changer.” » Thomas Browne


“The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” » Eden Phillpotts


Always Question, Always Wonder.


“There is no law except the law that there is no law.” » John Archibald Wheeler


37 Best Albert Einstein Quotes with Images


“Reason, Observation, and Experience — the Holy Trinity of Science.” » Robert G. Ingersoll


“Science, like life, feeds on its own decay. New facts burst old rules; then newly divined conceptions bind old and new together into a reconciling law.” » William James


“Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.” » Wernher Von Braun


“Physics isn’t a religion. If it were, we’d have a much easier time raising money.” » Leon Lederman


Although Nature Needs Thousands Or Millions Of Years To Create A New Species, Man Needs Only A Few Dozen Years To Destroy One. » VICTOR SCHEFFER


“Progress is made by trial and failure; the failures are generally a hundred times more numerous than the successes ; yet they are usually left unchronicled.” » William Ramsay


“Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.” » Edwin Powell Hubble


“Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.” » Adam Smith


“The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic bacteria and there would be no music.” » Lewis Thomas


“In physics, you don’t have to go around making trouble for yourself — nature does it for you.” » Frank Wilczek


From A Grain Of Sand To The Vast Galaxy, Science Uncovers Secrets Around You And Me.


“The great men of science are supreme artists.” » Martin H. Fischer


“Facts are not science — as the dictionary is not literature.” » Martin H. Fischer


“I think science has enjoyed an extraordinary success because it has such a limited and narrow realm in which to focus its efforts. Namely, the physical universe.” » Ken Jenkins


“Science is all those things which are confirmed to such a degree that it would be unreasonable to withhold one’s provisional consent.” » Stephen Jay Gould


“The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it.” » Robert L. Park


Facts Are Not Science — As The Dictionary Is Not Literature. » Martin H. Fischer


“Ah, gravity: thou art a heartless bitch.” » Robert Cohen


“Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.” » Bertrand Russell


“Outstanding examples of genius – a Mozart, a Shakespeare, or a Carl Friedrich Gauss – are markers on the path along which our species appears destined to tread.” » Fred Hoyle


“If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.” » Ernest Rutherford


“An experiment is a question which science poses to Nature, and a measurement is the recording of Nature’s answer.” » Max Planck


Every Science Begins As Philosophy And Ends As Art. » Will Durant


“Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.” » Ashley Montague


“The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.” » William Lawrence Bragg


“Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.” » Sir Arthur Eddington


“I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.” » Carl Sagan


“Although Nature needs thousands or millions of years to create a new species, man needs only a few dozen years to destroy one.” » Victor Scheffer


If We Knew What It Was We Were Doing, It Would Not Be Called Research, Would It » Albert Einstein


“Actually, everything that can be known has a Number; for it is impossible to grasp anything with the mind or to recognize it without this.” » Philolaus


“Whenever science makes a discovery, the devil grabs it while the angels are debating the best way to use it.” » Alan Valentine


“1”But in science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs.” » Francis Darwin


“The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he’s one who asks the right questions.” » Claude Lévi-Strauss


“Great scientific discoveries have been made by men seeking to verify quite erroneous theories about the nature of things.” » Aldous Huxley


Ethics And Science Need To Shake Hands. » Richard Clarke Cabot


“Science can only ascertain what is, but not what should be, and outside of its domain value judgements of all kinds remain necessary.” » Albert Einstein


“Nature composes some of her loveliest poems for the microscope and the telescope.” » Theodore Roszak


“Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.” » Jean Rostand


“I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.” » Marie Curie Sciencekids.co.nz


“God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.” » Paul ErdőS


Isn'T It Interesting That The Same People Who Laugh At Science Fiction Listen To Weather Forecasts And Economists » Kelvin Throop III


“Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics.” » The Big Bang Theory


“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.” » Martin Luther King Jr.


“I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.” » Richard Feynman


“Science without conscience is the soul’s perdition.” » François Rabelais


“A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.” » George Wald


Men Love To Wonder, And That Is The Seed Of Science. » Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.” » Immanuel Kant


“There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.” » Louis Pasteur


“Science does not know its debt to imagination.” » Ralph Waldo Emerson


“The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.” » Isaac Asimov


“When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.” » Arthur C. Clarke


Nature Composes Some Of Her Loveliest Poems For The Microscope And The Telescope. » Theodore Roszak


“It is characteristic of science that the full explanations are often seized in their essence by the percipient scientist long in advance of any possible proof.” » John Desmond Bernal


“It would be a poor thing to be an atom in a universe without physicists, and physicists are made of atoms. A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.” » George Wald


“Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.” » Robert K. Merton


“Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.” » Marston Bates


“Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one’s living at it.” » Albert Einstein


Quantum Physics Makes Me So Happy—It'S Like Looking At The Universe Naked. » The Big Bang Theory


“It does not help that some politicians and journalists assume the public is interested only in those aspects of science that promise immediate practical applications to technology or medicine.” » Steven Weinberg


“Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.” » George Santayana


“That is the essence of science: ask an impertinent question, and you are on your way to the pertinent answer.” » Jacob Bronowski


“Science is built up of facts, as a house is built of stones; but an accumulation of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.” » Henri Poincaré


“Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor.” » Oliver Wendell Holmes


Science Causes All Kinds Of Reactions.


“DNA was the first three-dimensional Xerox machine.” » Kenneth Boulding


“Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.” » Ralph Waldo Emerson


“For every fact there is infinity of hypotheses.” » Robert M. Pirsig


“Physics is mathematical not because we know so much about the physical world, but because we know so little; it is only its mathematical properties that we can discover.” » Bertrand Russell


“Ethics and Science need to shake hands.” » Richard Clarke Cabot


Research Is What I'M Doing When I Don'T Know What I'M Doing. » Wernher Von Braun


Funny Science Quotes


“A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women.”


“All science is either physics or stamp collecting.” » Ernest Rutherford


“There is no gravity. The earth sucks.” » Graffito


“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?” » Albert Einstein


“We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.” » Werner von Braun


Science Is Interesting, And If You Don’T Agree, You Can Fuck Off. » Richard Dawkins


“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.” » Arthur C. Clarke


“Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.” » Stephen Leacock


“Every generation of humans believed it had all the answers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumed would be solved at any moment. And they all believed their ancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the odds that you are the first generation of humans who will understand reality?” » Scott Adams


“Philosophy of science is about as useful to scientists as ornithology is to birds.” » Richard P. Feynman


“The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.” » Oscar Wilde Lhup.edu


Technological Progress Is Like An Axe In The Hands Of A Pathological Criminal. » Albert Einstein


“We have lost the art of living, and in the most important science of all, the science of daily life, the science of behavior, we are complete ignoramuses. We have psychology instead.” » D.H. Lawrence


“Should we force science down the throats of those that have no taste for it? Is it our duty to drag them kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century ? I am afraid that it is.” » George Porter


“If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.” » Handy Guide to Science


“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it. .” » Richard P. Feynman


“No one should approach the temple of science with the soul of a money changer.” » Thomas Browne


The Public Have An Insatiable Curiosity To Know Everything, Except What Is Worth Knowing. » Oscar Wilde


“The farther the experiment is from theory, the closer it is to the Nobel Prize.” » Frederic Joliot-Curie


“If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” » Lawrence Ferlinghetti


“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.” » Douglas Adams


“Science in the modern world has many uses; its chief use, however, is to provide long words to cover the errors of the rich.” » G. K. Chesterton


“Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?” » Kelvin Throop III


Torture Numbers, And They'Ll Confess To Anything. » Greg Easterbrook


“Torture numbers, and they’ll confess to anything.” » Greg Easterbrook


“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” » Douglas Adams


“Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.” » Wernher von Braun


“If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.” » Ernest Rutherford


“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” » Thomas Alva Edison


When You Are Courting A Nice Girl, An Hour Seems Like A Second. When You Sit On A Red-Hot Cinder, A Second Seems Like An Hour. That'S Relativity. » Albert Einstein


“When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.” » Steven Wright


“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny.” » Isaac Asimov


“Science is interesting, and if you don’t agree, you can fuck off.” » Richard Dawkins


“Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.” » Evan Esar


“When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.” » Bernard Bailey


Science Does Not Know Its Debt To Imagination. » Ralph Waldo Emerson


“There comes a time when every scientist, even God, has to write off an experiment.” » P. D. James


“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” » Mark Twain


“When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” » Albert Einstein


“If I could remember the names of all these particles, I’d be a botanist.” » Albert Einstein


“Quantum physics makes me so happy—it’s like looking at the universe naked.” » The Big Bang Theory


Whenever Science Makes A Discovery, The Devil Grabs It While The Angels Are Debating The Best Way To Use It. » Alan Valentine


“Science is organized common sense where many a beautiful theory was killed by an ugly fact.” » Thomas Huxley


“Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.” » Albert Einstein


Science Slogans


“Science Skills Are Life Skills”


“Scientific Theory Is A Contrived Foothold In The Chaos Of Living Phenomena.”


“Science Is Worth Exploring.”


Science Is A Cemetery Of Dead Ideas. » Miguel De Unamuno


Space Quotes, Quotes about Cosmonauts and Astronauts


“If At First You Don’T Succeed Try Another Experiment”


“Science Knows Only One Commandment – Contribute To Science.”


“Wisdom Alone Is The Science Of Other Sciences.”


“Travel The Universe With Science.”


“From A Grain Of Sand To The Vast Galaxy, Science Uncovers Secrets Around You And Me.”


Science Is Worth Exploring.


“Men Love To Wonder, And That Is The Seed Of Science.”


“Science Is Nothing But Perception.”


“You Must Not Deny My Right To Ask Why”


“Science Is Worth StuDying For”


“Science: Where Little Things Mean A Lot.”


The Science Of Today Is The Technology Of Tomorrow.


“There Are No Shortcuts In Evolution.”


“If The Facts Don’T Fit The Theory, Change The Facts.”


“The Fewer The Facts, The Stronger The Opinion.”


“Touch A Scientist And You Touch A Child.”


“Science Is Organized Knowledge.”


There Are No Such Things As Applied Sciences, Only Applications Of Science. » Louis Pasteur


“Art And Science Have Their Meeting Point In Method.”


“Science Is The Great Antidote To The Poison Of Enthusiasm And Superstition.”


“Always Question, Always Wonder.”


“The Science Of Today Is The Technology Of Tomorrow.”


“Science Causes All Kinds Of Reactions.”


There Is No Gravity. The Earth Sucks. » Graffito


“Try And Try Until You Succeed”


“Art Is Science Made Clear.”


“You Cannot Feed The Hungry On Statistics.”


“Every Science Begins As Philosophy And Ends As Art.”


“Imagine, Invent, Inspire.” Gdargaud.net


“Life Is Not An Exact Science, It Is An Art.”


Imagine Invent Inspire Science Quotes


“Magic Is Just Stuff Science Hasn’T Made Boring Yet.”


“Science Education Is The Best In The North, South, East, And West.”


“Science Does Not Know Its Debt To Imagination.”


“Art Is I; Science Is We.”


“Be A Science Girl Or Guy, Always Ask What And Why.”


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