Inspiring Funny New Year Quotes & Wishes with Images

Happy New Year Quotes & New Year Wishes 

New Year’s Day is observed on January 1, the first day of the year. It is celebrated on different days in many religions and countries.

  • Chinese New Year is celebrated on February 19.
  • Parsi New Year – Shahenshahi is celebrated on August 18.
  • Jewish New Year – Rosh Hashanah is celebrated from first day of Tishrei to second day of Tishrei

Following is the best collection 2016 Motivational New Year Images Quotes, New year Quotes Greetings and Wishes, Funny New Year Quotes Images, Funny New year Wishes, SMS and Funny New Year resolution Quotes with images.

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“We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.” 


New Year Quote Image - Funny quotes - New year greetings and Wishes“Leave the sorrows, pain, and sadness behind and let’s welcome the brand New Year with a smile.” New Year Parties


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“Ignore worries, Avoid Tensions, Believe in you intentions, Have no fears and Love your Dears, throughout the year.”


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“This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.”


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“I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.”


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“Old is gone and new is here, forget your sorrows and your tears”


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“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”


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“Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.” 


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A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.”


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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.”


Funny New Year Wishes & SMS – HAPPY NEW YEAR


“This Year I wish there is less snowfall when you wait for Black Friday Deals”


Year’S End Is Going On With All Your Wisdom, May Each Day Be Vibrant And Gives You Many Reasons To Celebrate. Please Send Me An Invitation

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“This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!”

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“I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!”

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“Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.”


This Year May The Hollywood Actor You Drool Over Does Not Get Hooked By Some Starlet.

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“I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!”

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“This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!”

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“I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!”


This Year I Wish You Make Fewer Resolutions To Give Up Drinking. Happy New Year!

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“This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.”

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“This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!”

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“This Year I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire”


This Year May God Inspire You To Finally Enroll In That Anger Management Course.

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“Year’s end is going on with all your wisdom, may your each day be vibrant and gives you many reasons to celebrate. Please send me an invitation”

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“I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year.”

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“I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!”


This Year I Wish You Scare Off Everyone In Your Wonderful Halloween Attire

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“This Year may god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course.”

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“I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year”

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“I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year. Happy New Year!” New Year Decoration Ideas


This Year I Wish There Is Less Snowfall When You Wait For Black Friday Deals😊 ❤️‍ 😋

“This Year may you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote.”

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“I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turn out better this year. Happy New Year!”

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“This Year I wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches.”


Never Tell Your Resolution Beforehand, Or It’S Twice As Onerous A Duty. » John Selden

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“This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!”

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“A year of sorrow, disappears into thin air, if you shower it with a bottle of champagne! save a glass or two for me”

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“May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled this Year. Happy New Year!” 😉


May The New Year Bring You Courage To Break Your Resolutions Early! My Own Plan Is To Swear Off Every Kind Of Virtue, So That I Triumph Even When I Fall! » Aleister Crowley

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“This Year may the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet.”

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Funny New Year Quotes 


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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” » Joey

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“What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup?.” » Jon Stewart


May All Your Troubles Last As Long As Your New Year'S Resolutions. » Joey

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“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” » Robert Clark

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“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means you have already met your New Year’s resolution.” » Jay Leno

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“This year my New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘Seacrest out!’ after I ejaculate.” » Zach Galifianakis


I Would Say Happy New Year But It'S Not Happy; It'S Exactly The Same As Last Year Except Colder. » Robert Clark

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“My new year’s resolution for 20–? I will be less lazy.” » Jim Gaffigan

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“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” » Aleister Crowley

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“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” » Oscar Wilde

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“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” » J. O’Rourke


I Wish You Can Maintain Your Resolution To Quit Smoking A Few Days More This New Year. Happy New Year!

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“I wish I didn’t watch (Dick Clark) because New Year’s Eve is that one little time when you get to suspend the disbelief that next year is going to be crap. You forget about it! You look at the person next to you and kiss them and say “Happy New year!” and you have a moment of happiness. I don’t want to be reminded at that exact moment of my own mortality.” » John Bowman

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“It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? If you didn’t get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year’s, boom, there’s Valentine’s Day for you. There should be a holiday after Valentine’s Day called ‘Are you still here?.” » Laura Kightlinger New Year Package

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“Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.” » John Selden


Good Resolutions Are Simply Checks That Men Draw On A Bank Where They Have No Account. » Oscar Wilde

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“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.” » Anaïs Nin

Best Happy New Year Wishes


“The New Year is the time of unfolding horizons and the realization of dreams, may you rediscover new strength and garner faith with you, and be able to rejoice in the simple pleasures that life has to offer and put a brave front for all the challenges that may come your way.”


“May all your troubles get drain, you all get relief from pain, when God shower his blessings with rain, wish you all a very happy new year again.”


“Let us leave behind sadness, regrets and painful moments and have a new start full of joy this New Year.”


“There are things that are sometimes left undone and there are things that can be left sometimes unsaid. There are things that can be sometimes left unsaid, but wishing someone like you can’t ever be left, so I take this moment to wish you and your loved ones a joyous and wonderful New Year.”


“May this New Year be as vibrant as the seven colors of the rainbow and may each day shine bright without a speck of cloud every darkening the horizons.”


“Life was tough indeed and full of ups and down. May God give you enough strength and stamina to bear the storms and rains with courage.”


“Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true.”


“On this New Year, may you change your direction and not dates, change your commitments and not the Calendar, change your attitude and not the actions, and bring about a change in your faith, your force and your focus and not the fruit. May you live up to the promises you have made and May you create for you and your loved ones the best New Year ever.”


“Leave the sorrows, pain, and sadness behind and let’s welcome the brand New Year with a smile.”


“New Year and Christmas is the time to say thank for all those blessings showered on us by our lord our savior who has sacrificed himself for us with the prayer to forgive us for sins Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.”


“On this New Year I wish that you have a wonderful January, a lovely February, a Peaceful March, a stress-free April, a fun-filled May, and Joy that lasts from June to November, and finally a happy December. May my wishes come true and may you have a charming and lucky New Year.”


“Today we do not know what the New Year would bring for us. But what we can do is that we can gather together to celebrate the onset and pray for blissful months ahead for each other.”


“God gave us each one more new year to undo the wrongs of the past, to see the unseen and to do the undone.” New Year Health Resolutions


“Happiness comes to those who know how to dispel the gloominess and go beyond the trivialities of life. Rise above petty issues and see the joys that surround you.”


“May this New Year not be a repetition of old habits – may you reinvent yourself and embark upon a journey full of excitement and adventure.”


“Even if our talks may lessen, and so might our hellos, our stories might shorten along with our greetings, but remember that no matter what happens, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.”


“People take vodka and tequila shots, May this New Year eve you take shots of love, hope, care and mind you the first one lasts till eternity.”


“New Year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless you throughout the New Year.”


“As the New Year approaches, my wish for you is a proactive spirit – a spirit that does not wait for the right time thinking when an opportunity would come and fall on the lap, but goes out to grab an opportunity, or if needed simply make one for yourself, and prove your worth to the world.”


“Old is gone and new is here, forget your sorrows and your tear.”


“As this year is ending, I wish all the negativity and difficulties also end with this year and bring success and desired results for you.”


“Although, I’m not with you but my wishes will always stay with you on this New Year.”


“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”


“My only wish for you on this new year is that May God gives you the best of health so that you can prosper in every single Endeavour of your life!”


“It is never too late to start again but yes it is always very early when one gives up.”


“This New Year I wish that may you not only change the date of the calendar, but also your focus, commitments and actions for a more fruitful year ahead.”


“New year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and let’s rock this New Year eve party like never before.”


“Let’s bid a wonderful farewell to the old year and welcome the new one with optimism and hope. Wish you a happy and prosperous new year.”


“May you discover all your hidden potentials this New Year and turn them into delightful ventures bringing you fame and finances to rejoice.”


“Wish you a GREAT, PROSPEROUS, BLISSFUL, HEALTHY, BRIGHT, DELIGHTFUL, MIND BLOWING, ENERGETIC, TERRIFIC & EXTREMELY HAPPY! HAPPY NEW YEAR.”


“Chuck out all the sorrows and accept everything that’s beautiful.”


“May this New Year, you get blessed with fifty two weeks and twelve months of happiness and never ending joy.”


“Ignore worries, Avoid Tensions, Believe in you intentions, Have no fears and Love your Dears, throughout the year.”


“On this new year our resolution may be to face our challenges with courage and confidence, to spread love and affection to our dear and nears to lead a life of success and victory to pray to the god for all those blessings.”


“Here is wishing a very happy and prosperous New Year to a person who brings sunshine to the family always.”


“Forget the past; remember what it made you, now you are a better person who is ready to make the same mistake one more time. After all, one learns from experiences.”


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“May you stand up for your own rights this New Year and also the rights of fellow human beings, may nothing stop you from championing a cause that you hold close to your heart.”


“I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.”


“May you always look ahead this New Year without being held back by any backlog so that when you finally reach your destination you can look back upon the memories with fondness and at leisure.”


“May this year be the one in which all your wishes come true. The one in which your dreams may turn into reality and all your fears may fade away.”


“Years come and years pass by. Most of them do not make a mark on the pasture of our lives. I wish that this New Year leaves happy footprints of memories in your heart that you can cherish for years to come.”


“May this New Year bring wisdom and honesty among our politicians, May this New Year brings happiness and content among people.”


“When the New Year starts with colorful fireworks let it spread to your mind and soul and have a new year with fun and Dance.”


“Just as you touch the lives of friends with your innate sweetness, may your New Year be as sweet and savory as can be.”


“May God spread prosperity and joy in your life on this New Year and fulfill all your dreams.”


 

Best New Year Quotes 2016


“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.” » Edith Lovejoy Pierce


“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”


“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” » Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.” » Brooks Atkinson


“You’re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. You are supposed to forgive all those who hurt you and be open to new relationships, with open arms. That is why; it is called the New Year.”


“We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives – not looking for flaws, but for potential.” » Ellen Goodman


“A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.”


“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” » Dave Beard


“Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.” » John Selden


“New Year’s Day – now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” » Mark Twain


“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.” » G.K. Chesterton


“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” » Aleister Crowley


“In the New Year, you carry all the experiences of the past years and that is the greatest power of every New Year! This year again, you are less student and more master!” » Mehmet Murat ildan


“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” » Bill Vaughn


“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” » Oscar Wilde


“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” » Hal Borland


“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.” » Anaïs Nin


“From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.” » Leonard Bernstein


“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.” » Brad Paisley


“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” » Joey Adams


“He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.” » F.M. Knowles


“For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!” » Mehmet Murat ildan


“New year is a day, to tune the rhythm called SOUL, with best chords called EXPERIENCES and play the guitar called LIFE.” » Vikrmn


“I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back.” » Tucker Carlson


“This bright new year is given me, to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be, my highest and my best!” » William Arthur Ward


“Each age has deemed the new- born year, the fittest time for festal cheer.” » Walter Scott


“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” » Robert Clark


“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” » P.J. O’Rourke


“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.” » T.S. Eliot


“The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!” » Edward Payson Powell


“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” » Joey Adams


“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.” » Benjamin Franklin


“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.” » Henry Moore Resolutions


“You can get excited about the future. The past won’t mind.” » Hillary DePiano


“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails- Explore – Dream – Discover.” » Mark Twain


“We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.” » Hillary DePiano


“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.” » Michael Altshuler


“Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to.” » Bill Vaughan


“Let this coming year be better than all the others. Vow to do some of the things you have always wanted to do but could not find the time. Call up a forgotten friend. Drop an old grudge, and replace it with some pleasant memories. Vow not to make a promise you do not think you can keep. Walk tall, and smile more. You will look 10 years younger. Do not be afraid to say, I love you. Say it again. They are the sweetest words in the world.” » Ann Landers


😊Have an Amazing ❤️ HAPPY NEW YEAR! 😋


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