Top 75 Sarcastic Quotes

Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcasm Day is celebrated on June 14 across social media and October is the National Sarcastic Awareness Month.

Following are the funny and inspirational sarcastic quotes with images.

Inspiring and Funny Sarcastic Quotes


” I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.”


“Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Don’t take life so seriously, it isn’t permanent.”


“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” » Ashleigh Brilliant


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.” » Paul Newman


“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.” » George Bernard Shaw skwirk.com


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!”


Before You Criticize Someone, You Should Walk A Mile In Their Shoes. That Way, When You Criticize Them, You'Re A Mile Away And You Have Their Shoes.


“Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.”

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Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Always give 100%, except when giving blood.”


“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you that they can’t laugh either.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems”


“Without geometry, life is pointless.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.”


“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.”


“Let’s share, You’ll take the grenade, I’ll take the pin.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”


“I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.” Relationship


“Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.”


Always Remember That You'Re Unique. Just Like Everyone Else.


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” » Whitney Brown


“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“There are some people who come in your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.” » Uzair Lallmamod


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”


“As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” » Stephen Bishop


“Silence is golden. duct tape is silver.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


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Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.” » Ambrose Bierce


“A man can be happy with any women, as long as he does not love her.” » Oscar Wilde


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”


“In the end, everything we do is just everything we’ve done.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”


“There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” » Abba Eban


“Save a tree, eat a beaver! Hurray for Earth Day!”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”


Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon, And Some Days You Are The Statue.


“Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?” » Charles Pierce


“Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Every calendar’s days are numbered.”


“I can resist everything except temptation.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.”


“A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”


“When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“Don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught”


Inspiring & Funny Sarcastic Quotes


“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?”


I Feel So Miserable Without You, It’S Almost Like Having You Here. » Stephen Bishop


“Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really.”


“Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.”


Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day. Teach Him How To Fish, And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day.


“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” » Mark Twain


“Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.”


Generally Speaking, You Aren'T Learning Much When Your Lips Are Moving.


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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”


“That is the ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments your face perfectly.”


Experience Is The Name So Many People Give To Their Mistakes.


“Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.”


“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”


Experience Is A Wonderful Thing. It Enables You To Recognize A Mistake When You Make It Again.


“If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.”


“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?” » Jean Cocteau


Everyone Seems Normal Until You Get To Know Them.


“Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.”


“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”


Everyone Has The Right To Be Stupid, But You Are Abusing The Privilege.


“Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.”


“If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.”


Don'T Regret Doing Things, Regret Getting Caught


“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.”


“Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?”


Don’T Worry About What People Think. They Don’T Do It Very Often.


“Money doesn’t make you happy. I have 50 million dollars now but I was just as happy when I only had 48 million.”


“Never test the depth of the water with both feet.”


Don’T Take Life So Seriously, It Isn’T Permanent.


“You never learn anything by doing it right.”


“A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.”


Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Do I Have To Walk By Again


“If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.”


“I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.”


Do Not Walk Behind Me, For I May Not Lead. Do Not Walk Ahead Of Me, For I May Not Follow. Do Not Walk Beside Me Either. Just Pretty Much Leave Me The Hell Alone.


“You go girl! And don’t come back.”


“If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, it’s because you’re both heading in the same direction.” Psychologytoday.com


Congratulations, If You Press The Elevator Button Three Times It Goes Into Hurry Mode – Really.


“A conclusion is a part where you got tired of thinking.”


“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.”


A Conclusion Is The Part Where You Got Tired Of Thinking.


“Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.”


“Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go.” » Oscar Wilde


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