21 Funny Children Quotes

Universal children’s day is celebrated on November 20, also known as “Bal Divas”.

It is celebrated in United states of america on second Sunday of June every Year. In India it is celebrated on November 14th every year, on the Birthday of India’s first prime Minister Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru, who was a teacher. He was very fond of children.

The following are the best funny children quotes. Share if you like them.

21 Funny Children Quotes – Children’s Day


“Every book is a children’s book if he can read.” » Mitch Hedberg


“A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn’t act that way very often.”


I Don'T Think My Parents Liked Me. They Put A Live Teddy Bear In My Crib. » Woody Allen


“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.” » Jack Handy


“There are only two things a child will share willingly, communicable diseases and his mother’s age.” » Benjamin Spock Ebizmba.com


“A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice – especially when she’s taking a nap.”


Children quotes - What Is A Home Without Children Quiet. » Henny Youngman


“There is no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.” » Walt Streightiff


“Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.” » Harold Hulbert


“It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.” » Frederick Douglass


There Are Only Two Things A Child Will Share Willingly, Communicable Diseases And His Mother'S Age. » Benjamin Spock


“Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.” » Margaret Atwood


“Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything.” » Giacomo Leopardi


“Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn’t music.” » William Stafford

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“Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see.” » John W. Whitehead


Like Fruit, Children Are Sweetest Just Before They Turn Bad. » Dena Groquet


“In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children.” » Robert Benchley


“A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.”


“Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life.” » Sophocles


“What is a home without children? Quiet.” » Henny Youngman


Every Book Is A Children Book If He Can Read. » Mitch Hedberg


“The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.”


“Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.” » Fran Lebowitz


“Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man.” » Rabindranath Tagore


A Little Girl Is Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice - Especially When She's Taking A Nap.


“Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.” » Franklin P. Jones Therichest.com


“Like fruit, children are sweetest just before they turn bad.” » Dena Groquet



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