Cute Funny Brothers – Sisters Quotes – Siblings Sayings

Brother Sister Quotes - Sibling Quotes  

Siblings Day also known as National Siblings Day is a day of brothers and sisters celebrated on April 10th.

National Sister’s Day is celebrated on 2nd of Aug and Brothers day on 24th of May.

Raksha Bandhan also known as Rakhi is is a Hindu festival to celebrate the pure love and duty between brothers and sisters. It is celebrated on Purnima (full moon) in August. Bhai Dooj is celebrated five days after Diwali.

Below is the collection of top funny and cute brother quotes, sister quotes and siblings quotes for cousins and friends.

Cute and Funny Siblings Quotes – Brother & Sister


“When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he’s coming at me with a wet dish towel.” » Dan Pearce


I Don’T Believe An Accident Of Birth Makes People Sisters Or Brothers. It Makes Them Siblings


“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.” » Garrison


“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” » Dylan Thomas


“Here’s to real heroes, not the ones who carry us off into the sunset but the ones who help us choose our princes.” » E.M. Tippetts


You wish you had a sister as COOL as me.


“I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at.” » Maya Angelou


“A sister can be seen as someone who is both ourselves and very much not ourselves – a special kind of double.”


“Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.” » James Patterson dgreetings.com 


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“Blessed is the servant who loves his brother as much when he is sick and useless as when he is well and can be of service to him. And blessed is he who loves his brother as well when he is afar off as when he is by his side, and who would say nothing behind his back he might not, in love, say before his face.” » St Francis of Assisi


You And I Are Sisters. Always Remember That If You Fall I Will Pick You Up As Soon As I Finish Laughing


“Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don’t make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.”


“The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.” » Chloe Moretz


There’S No Buddy Like A Brother.


“I want to be the white man’s brother, not his brother-in-law.” » Martin Luther King, Jr.


“Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caringquite often the hard way.” »  Pamela Dugdale


“The thing with brothers is, you’re supposed to take turns being the keeper. Sometimes you get to sit down and be the brother who is kept.” » Orson Scott Card


This Princess Is Guarded By A Big Brother


“It takes two men to make one brother.” » Israel Zangwill


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“A brother shares childhood memories and grown- up dreams.”


Funny Love Quotes and Sayings My Brother Is Gay And My Parents Don’T Care, As Long As He Marries A Doctor. » Elayne Boosler.


“When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.


“After a girl is grown, her little brothers – now her protectors – seem like big brothers.” » Terri Guillemets


The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. » Garrison


“Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.” » Jolene Perry


“How do people make it through life without a sister?” »  Sara Corpening


The Best Thing About Having Four Big Brothers Is You Always Have Someone To Do Something For You. » Chloe Moretz


“The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.” » Clara Ortega


“Comparison is a death knell to sibling harmony.” »  Elizabeth Fishel


“You’re my brother, I miss you when you’re away, I hate you when you hurt me, I love you when you’re just yourself, I’m your sister when you do stupid things…” » C.M.


Sometimes being sister is way better than being a princess.


“There’s no buddy like a brother.”


“As we grew up, my brothers acted like they didn’t care, but I always knew they looked out for me and were there!” » Catherine Pulsifer


Sometimes Being A Brother Is Even Better Than Being A Superhero. » Marc Brown


“Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.” » Marc Brown


“There is a destiny which makes us brothers; none goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others comes back into our own.” » Edwin Markham


“You’re a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn’t even have the decency to have!” » Groucho Marx


Siblings : As we grew up, my brothers acted like they didn’t care, but I always knew they looked out for me and were there!


“We came into the world like brother and brother; And now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another.” » William Shakespeare


“I don’t remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really conscious, Tom was going away to college. My relationship with him, which is a very close one, really developed in more recent years.” »  David Hyde Pierce


“He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal.” » Gregg Levoy


Sibling Completes Family


“A mystic bond of brotherhood makes all men one”


“Is solace anywhere more comforting than in the arms of a sister.” » Alice Walker


“Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply.” » Jane Austen


Sisters Are Like Fat Thighs They Stick Together.


“Brothers don’t necessarily have to say anything to each other – they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other.” » Leonardo DiCaprio


“There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.” » Terri Guillemets


She Is My Sister Break Her Heart And I Will Break Your Every Thing


“One can be a brother only in something. Where there is no tie that binds men, men are not united but merely lined up.” » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras


“Like branches on a tree we grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other.”


People Come And Go, Friends Change Like The Weather But I Know My Sister Is Here Forever.


“Being brother & sister means being there for each other.”


“He is everybody’s best friend and my little brother.”


Let’S Promise That We'Ll Always Lookout For One Another, No Matter What. - Siblings


“In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.”


“He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.”


I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. IFC


I'M So Blessed That We Are Sisters.


“You can kid the world, but not your sister.” » Charlotte Gray


“Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form.” » Jeffrey Kluger


“There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother… Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.” » Anna Quindlen


How Do People Make It Through Life Without A Sister Sara Corpening


“I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what ‘pull my finger’ meant the hard way.” » Danica McKellar


“A friend is a brother who was once a bother.”


He Ain’T Heavy, He’S My Brother.


“I think I’m funny because my family, my siblings were funny.” »  Martin Short


“Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.” » Vietnamese Proverb


“Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.” » Carol Saline


Half The Time When Brothers Wrestle, It’S Just An Excuse To Hug Each Other. » James Patterson


“My sister and I are so close that we finish each other’s sentences and often wonder who’s memories belong to whom.” » Shannon Celebi


“Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight.” » Liam Gallagher


Brothers Don’T Necessarily Have To Say Anything To Each Other-They Can Sit In A Room And Be Together And Just Be Completely Comfortable With Each Other. » Leonardo DiCaprio


“My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.”.” » Harmon Killebrew


“Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.” » Amy Li


Brothers Are Like Streetlights Along The Road, They Don’T Make Distance Any Shorter But They Light Up The Path And Make The Walk Worthwhile.


“There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.” » Terri Guillemets


“Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore.” » Hindu Proverb


Being Sister And Brother Means Being There For Each Other


“Oh, brothers! I don’t care for brothers. My elder brother won’t die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else.” » Oscar Wilde


“How the hell do you sum up your sister in three minutes? She’s your twin and your polar opposite. She’s your constant companion and your competition. She’s your best friend and the biggest bitch in the world. She’s everything you wish you could be and everything you wish you weren’t.” » M. Molly Backes


Being Brother & Sister Means Being There For Each Other.


“I love you, you were there for me, you protected me, and most of all, you loved me. We’d fight, scream, and argue, but, under it all, is a love. That only exists, in a brother, and a sister.”


“I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.” » James Boswell


Because i have a sister i will always have a friend


“We hang out, we help one another, we tell one another our worst fears and biggest secrets, and then just like real sisters, we listen and don’t judge.” » Adriana Trigiani


“Sibling relationships – and 80 percent of Americans have at least one – outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, resurface after quarrels that would sink any friendship. They flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance, warmth, loyalty and distrust.” » Erica E. Goode


Because I Have A Brother, I’Ll Always Have A Friend!


“What strange creatures brothers are!” » Jane Austen


“We know one another’s faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.” » Rose Macaulay


Because Brothers Don’T Let Each Other Wander In The Dark Alone. » Jolene Perry


“A brother is a friend God gave you; A friend is a brother your heart chose for you.” » Proverb


“If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you always a sister, even when the other half of the equation is gone?.” » Jodi Picoult


“Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago — the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider…. It doesn’t seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we’ve traveled.” » Jane Mersky Leder


“If I could pick the best brother, I would pick you!”A Sister Is First Friend & Second Mother


“The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.” » Jane Austen


“Being a big sister is to love your brother, even if he does not want it or love you in return.”


“If you want to do really important things in life and big things in life, you can’t do anything by yourself. And your best teams are your friends and your siblings.” »  Deepak Chopra


“Siblings: your only enemy you can’t live without.”


Sisters Share Childhood Memories & Grown Up Dreams.


“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.” » Bob Hope


“It was nice growing up with someone like you – someone to lean on, someone to count on…someone to tell on! Thankyoudiva.com


“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” » Sam Levenson


“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.” » Winston Pendelton


When i count my bnlessing, i count you twice - Siblings Love


“Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.” » Susan Scarf Merrell


“Because I have a brother, I’ll always have a friend.”


“Not only had my brother disappeared, but―and bear with me here―a part of my very being had gone with him. Stories about us could, from them on, be told from only one perspective. Memories could be told but not shared.” » John Corey Whaley


I Sought My Soul, But My Soul I Could Not See. I Sought My God, But My God Eluded Me. I Sought My Brother And I Found All Three.


“A sibling may be the keeper of one’s identity, the only person with the keys to one’s unfettered, more fundamental self.” » Marian Sandmaier


“Sisters, as you know, also have a unique relationship. This is the person who has known you your entire life, who should love you and stand by you no matter what, and yet it’s your sister who knows exactly where to drive the knife to hurt you the most.” » Lisa See


“I am smiling because you are my brother. I am laughing because there is nothing you can do about it!”


You’Re My Brother, I Miss You When You’Re Away, I Hate You When You Hurt Me, I Love You When You’Re Just Yourself, I’M Your Sister When You Do Stupid Things… » C.M.


“Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply…” » Jane Austen


“I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.” »  Dana Carvey


“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” » Desmond Tutu


A Sister Is First Friend & Second Mother


“I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.”


“Girls will be your friends – they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything – they’re your true best friends.” » Marilyn Monroe


“My siblings are my best friends.” » America Ferrera


A Person Who Has Been Where You Have Been; Someone You Can Call When Things Aren’T Going Right; Is More Than Just Family; A Sister Is A Forever Friend.


“We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together.” »  Erma Bombeck


“Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.” » Michael Morpurgo


“The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.” »  Cali Rae Turner


A Good Friend Knows All Of Your Best Stories, A Sister Has Lived Them With You


“Our brothers and sisters are there with us from the dawn of our personal stories to the inevitable dusk.” » Susan Scarf Merrell Sparknotes.com


“Being pretty on the inside means you don’t hit your brother and you eat all your peas — that’s what my grandma taught me.” » Attributed to a 7-year-old named Jennie


“The best thing about being 9 years your brother’s senior: his willingness to consume everything you feed him when you are both still children!!”


Brother Sister Quotes - Sibling Quotes


“To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other’s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.” » Clara Ortega


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