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Wedding Quotes – Marriage Quotes


“Are we not like two volumes of one book?” » Marceline Desbordes-Valmore


“To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.” » David Viscott


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.” » Douglas William Jerrold


“I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.” » Lord Byron


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” » Dave Meurer Wedding Bouquet


“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” » Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“Weddings are important because they celebrate life and possibility.” » Anne Hathaway


“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” » Mignon McLaughlin


I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It's not about a production number, it's about a meaningful moment between two people that's witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about.- Jane Seymour


“Love me and the world is mine.” » David Reed


“The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.” » Barbara de Angelis


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour.” » M.M. Musselman


“When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.” » Vera Wang


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.” » Peter Devries


“A person’s character is but half formed till after wedlock.” » Charles Simmons


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“A wedding is such a girl thing.” » Selma Blair


“I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It’s not about a production number, it’s about a meaningful moment between two people that’s witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about.” » Jane Seymour


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“I don’t ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.” » Jessica Simpson


“When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.” » Anne Morrow Lindbergh


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.” » Joseph Addison


66 Love Quotes and Sayings


“Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.” » Ambrose Bierce


A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person. » Mignon McLaughlin


“When love is not madness, it is not love.” » Pedro Calderon de la Barca


“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” » Andre Maurois


“True love stories never have endings.” » Richard Bach


Wedding Quotes and Sayings


“You know you’re in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” » Dr. Seuss


“Grow old with me!  The best is yet to be.” » Robert Browning


 

Funny Wedding Quotes


“Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!”


“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” » Groucho Marx


“Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.” » Elbert Hubbard


Funny Wedding Quotes


“Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.” » Maryon Pearson


“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” » Lyndon B. Johnson


“My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!”


“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?” »Barbra Streis


Funny Wedding Quotes


“Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.” » Jeff Foxworthy


“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.” » Minnie Pearl


“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” » Rodney Dangerfield


Funny Wedding Quotes


“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.” » Ralph Waldo Emerson


“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.” » Henny Youngman


“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” » Groucho Marx


“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” » Grace Hansen


Funny Wedding Quotes


“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they’ll never get all the pennies out of the pot.” » Armistead Maupin


“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.” » Marion Smith


“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” » Rodney Dangerfield


“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” » Prince Philip


Funny Wedding Quotes


“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.” » Lewis Grizzard


“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!”


“When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always”!”


Funny Wedding Quotes


“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” » Erma Bombeck


“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.” » Dorothy Parker


“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” » H.V. Prochnow


“When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.” » Helen Rowland Wedding Gift ideas


Funny Wedding Quotes


“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” » James Holt McGavran


“Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!”


“Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.” » Ethel Merman


Funny Wedding Quotes


“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” » Zsa Zsa Gabor


“Show Me A Marriage With Humor and I’ll Show You A Healthy Marriage!”


“You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!”


Funny Wedding Quotes


“Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.”


 

Wedding Wishes – Wedding Anniversary Wishes


“I wish that this beautiful couple dances on their grandchildren’s wedding day. I wish you both all the happiness and love in life. Happy Wedding.”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“I’am so happy you have found someone you can trust and love enough to share your life with. Without sharing, there is no one to reminisce about the adventures and growth that occurs in a person’s life. I am confident that your love will last and remain true, honest, forgiving and compassionate through everything life throws your way. Congratulations.”


“Wedding is a special day: it’s the birth of a new family. Congratulations on your wedding day!”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“May every day that you spend together in your new life hold a wonderful surprise for you. Congratulations on your wedding.”


“May this new start, bring all the joy and happiness in your life. May you always stay in love with each other. Enjoy your wedding day. Congratulations.”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“For true love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have. And if you go to draw at the true fountainhead, the more water you draw, the more abundant is its flow.” » Antoine de Saint-Exupery


“You are truly lucky to have found each other. Congratulations! I wish you much happiness.”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“Congratulations to you both and may you carry the joy of this happy day close to your heart as you journey the road of life together.”


“Congratulations, and warm wishes to both of you on your wedding day”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” » Audrey Hepburn


“I have always had this feeling that you were meant for each other. Congratulations, and I hope you remain this happy for the rest of your lives.”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“Best wishes from my side to the bride and groom. Wish you lots of love and happiness filled with the sweetness of newly married life.”


Romantic Love Quotes From Books


“No matter how busy your days may be, make time for yourselves. Hold hands. Unwind. Surprise each other. Find little chances every day to show you’re grateful to be married. Congratulations.”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“There is nothing most beautiful in the world than the image of two people who love each other deeply. When two hearts become one, then ring the wedding bells. Have a beautiful married life!


“To love and be loved Is the pinnacle of happiness and riches. May you never lose sight of this precious treasure in all your days together.”


Wedding Wishes and Greeetings


“Congratulations! God bless you today and for the rest of your married lives.”


 

Funny Wedding Wishes


“Before you get married, you will be madly in love with each other. After you get married, you will just be mad at each other. Congratulations.”


“Getting married is like becoming a child all over again. Be prepared to learn where to put your towel, how to keep the bathroom clean and organizing your clothes in the closet. Congratulations.”


“Cupid may have shot the arrow of love, but who is shoot the arrow to prevent fights after marriage? Good luck to you.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software in your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next.”


“As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous about saying ‘I do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. Good luck and congratulations.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“I am happy that you are getting married, but does that mean I have to buy two birthday gifts every year instead of one?”


“Walking down the aisle on your wedding marks your first step in walking towards a hurricane called Marriage. Good luck.”


“Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“The best part about your wedding is that it gives me many more parties to look forward to in the next few years – a party for your first anniversary, new home, new baby and your partner’s birthday. Congratulations buddy.”


“You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“Married life is the perfect proof of the fact that love is truly blind. The fights and arguments after your wedding will make you wonder why you thought it was a good idea in the first place.”


“Rule number one once married, do not talk to people of the opposite sex naked.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time.”


“Wedding – one of the biggest expense of your life which marks the beginning of many more expenses including shopping, gifts, day care, schooling for children and possibly even alimony. Good luck to you.”


“Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year? Congratulations for signing your life away.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“Marriage doesn’t mean you own the other person, just their stuff. Congratulations”


“Congratulations – you have just committed to being annoyed, irritated and screamed at by one person for an entire lifetime.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“Congratulations for signing up for marriage – the most amazing way how love fuelled cuddles morph into anger fuelled arguments.”


Funny Love Quotes with Images


“Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive.”


“No amount of heartfelt congratulatory wishes that I give you on your wedding will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me hitched too.


“Today I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. Congratulations to my best friend for getting married.”


“Congratulations – you just paid for a whole bunch of your friends and family to have the biggest party of their lives.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“You are about to witness the life’s biggest miracle – it is amazing how you will manage to live with a person with whom you fight, argue and quarrel on a daily basis. Congratulations for finding your miracle.”


“Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched.” Wedding Rings


“Now that you are married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no. Congratulations on your wedding.”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.”


“Marriages are all about sacrifice, hardships and letting go. Are you really sure you want to get married?”


Funny Wedding Wishes


“Congratulations for finally succumbing to life’s biggest myth – a successful marriage.”


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